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Dang it! Who let Dad out again?
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These Rob Zombie films are just tanking one after another
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Sure, Molly had promised her parents that she'd walk her zombie daily if they only let her keep it, but she hadn't taken the artillery into consideration. What a hassle!
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You're coming to my f***ing ballet, Dad!
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"Mommy... Can I keep it? Pllllleeeaaaaasssse?"
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I'm just f***ing with you daddy! I want a benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
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If it doesn't hurry up... I'm going to shoot it again.
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Mommy... daddy.... loook i captured one!!!
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Show and Tell will never be the same again....
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Left 4 Dead Downloadable content. Zoey in kid form.
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Dad has been drinking... again...
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Peggy was determined to get back at the customers who didn't buy girl scout cookies from her
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Well I know who I'm not inviting to my daughters birthday party......Rob Zombie and his little girl, that's who!
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Go home dad, your dead.
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We keep Uncle Bill on a short leash since his Alzheimers kicked in
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Leggo bitch!
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Come on dad , it's career day at school, zombie is a cool job
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Been dragging this dead weight around all day!
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Come on dad...
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Daddy!! i caught one of em IN-LAWS u was talkin abt!
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Pitch at Marvel: Hit Girl from Kick Ass gets her own series, and get this: It's set in the Marvel Zombies universe.
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Papa....You're mama's REAL killer ... ...You're under citizens arrest....DNA and blood evidence of her killing is all over your shirt.
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Hurry the f up dad and for god sake shave you beard
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Momy could i keep him please
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And who says the NRA doesn't foster a healthy understanding for guns?
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Dave instantly regretted teaching his daughter the secret move from Kung-Fu Panda.
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It's "Bring your zombie to school" day!
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"F*cking Bath Salts..."
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IT WAS ZOMBIE SEASON ONCE AGAIN AND LITTLE SUZIE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST TO BAG ONE. STILL FRESH AND READY TO BE MARINATED FOR A TRUE CULINARY DELIGHT.
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Your once in a life time chance, buy a zombie as a pet for only $2.99. you last chance to buy (dont let them bite, scartch or moan for that will make them work together. no refund back if it bites)
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He followed me home... Can I keep him
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Morningwood elementary doesn't f*ck around.
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Look what I found!
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Well someones got to eliminate these living dead fucks!
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Just .. Walking the Zombie
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Little red riding hoods hard core sister
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What are you lookin' at?!
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Once again: students 1, teachers 0
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Hey Maw...can I keep my Zombie?
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Look what I caught mum. Can I keep it?
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Preparing for the 2012 apocolypse...
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The day the neighborhood boys stopeed making fun of Pollys braces.
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Come on Harold, only four more miles to the gun show.
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Parents are SOO EMBARRASSING!!
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And bitch you said i wouldnt survive the walking dead?
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Meanwhile in the Walking Dead
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Little girls can survive the apocalypse
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Oh look Judith from the Walking Dead is all grown up now looks like she has taken pointers from the black chick but forgot to cut the arms off....this could be her undoing
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Found another zombie by the shed, mom!
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Now who wears the pants
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You should see her after a few martinis.
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Zombocalypse is starting with the hippies
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Season 8 on, The Walking Dead
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O.K.so I shot him in the head. It's just a little flesh wound. I'll lead him home and he'll be good as new in no time.
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I know what I'm doing for Halloween...
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WHO'S NEXT!?
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Zombies... it's Obama's fault!
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That'll teach him to put another kiddie leash on me!
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Gotta train girls young that THEY are only after one thing.....
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My father is an idiot!
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I realized, I really don't like the park anymore.
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Pet zombie
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I can't satisfy your wife..
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I hate Hippies!!
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It´s show and tell at school today.. I brought a pet zombie
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We are NOT letting Daddy go to the G8 this year.
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Freak on a leash!!!!
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I haz zombie
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Airing out zombie dad, he smells like yeti-balls
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Tip toeing thru the ..... what no tiulips?
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