Sure, molly had promised her parents that shed walk her zombie daily if they only let her keep it, but she hadnt taken the artillery into consideration. What a hassle!
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Come on dad , it's career day at school, zombie is a cool job
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Caption by karen • 3 weeks ago
And who says the nra doesn't foster a healthy understanding for guns?
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Caption by Bob Smith • 11 weeks ago
Zombocalypse is starting with the hippies
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Caption by Anonymous • 11 weeks ago
I hate hippies!!
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Caption by Stew • 12 weeks ago
Leggo bitch!
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Caption by Freakalish • 14 weeks ago
You're coming to my f***ing ballet, dad!
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Caption by Anonymous • 18 weeks ago
O.K.So i shot him in the head. It's just a little flesh wound. I'll lead him home and he'll be good as new in no time.
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Caption by Char • 20 weeks ago
I know what i'm doing for halloween...
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Caption by Eve • 24 weeks ago
Who's next!?
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Caption by E • 24 weeks ago
It was zombie season once again and little suzie was one of the first to bag one. Still fresh and ready to be marinated for a true culinary delight.
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Caption by Warren Peace • 28 weeks ago
Once again: students 1, teachers 0
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Caption by racketo • 29 weeks ago
Your once in a life time chance, buy a zombie as a pet for only $2.99. You last chance to buy (dont let them bite, scartch or moan for that will make them work together. No refund back if it bites)
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Caption by deadfunny • 1 month ago
Show and tell will never be the same again....
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Caption by Dusty • 1 month ago
That'll teach him to put another kiddie leash on me!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
What are you lookin' at?!
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Caption by I'mNotCrazy • 1 month ago
Gotta train girls young that they are only after one thing.....
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Caption by taz • 1 month ago
Dad has been drinking... Again...
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Caption by mateo • 1 month ago
Just .. Walking the zombie
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Caption by queen666 • 2 months ago
Left 4 dead downloadable content. Zoey in kid form.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Come on dad...
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Well i know who i'm not inviting to my daughters birthday party......Rob zombie and his little girl, that's who!
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Caption by MWW6T7 • 2 months ago
My father is an idiot!
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Caption by chris • 2 months ago
Well someones got to eliminate these living dead fucks!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
ㅇㄴ
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Caption by ㅂㅈㄷㅇ나ㅡ • 2 months ago
Sure, molly had promised her parents that she'd walk her zombie daily if they only let her keep it, but she hadn't taken the artillery into consideration. What a hassle!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Morningwood elementary doesn't f*ck around.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Tip toeing thru the ..... What no tiulips?
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Caption by Gene • 2 months ago
Pitch at marvel: hit girl from kick ass gets her own series, and get this: it's set in the marvel zombies universe.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
I haz zombie
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Airing out zombie dad, he smells like yeti-balls
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Caption by m3rk • 3 months ago
If it doesn't hurry up... I'm going to shoot it again.
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Caption by Alan • 3 months ago
Look what i found!
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Caption by John • 3 months ago
It´s show and tell at school today.. i brought a pet zombie
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Caption by Matthias • 3 months ago
I'm just f***ing with you daddy! I want a benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Freak on a leash!!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
"mommy... Can i keep it? Pllllleeeaaaaasssse?"
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Caption by Dave Cruickshank • 3 months ago
We are not letting daddy go to the g8 this year.
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Caption by Hue Mann • 3 months ago
We keep uncle bill on a short leash since his alzheimers kicked in
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Mommy... Daddy.... Loook i captured one!!!
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Caption by shokat • 3 months ago
Pet zombie
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
"I dont know who you are. I dont know what you want. If you are looking for a ransom, I can tell you I dont have money. But what I DO have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills for that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my girl go now, thatll be the end of it. But if you dont, I will look for you. I WILL find you. And I will kill you." "Good luck"... "Mom, stop crying and just take my picture." Who needs FaceBook when you can have FACEFACE?!?! In HD AND understands you. Kind of a copy cat tho =/ Frank and his bitches... How to clean your owl. Step 1: Spray thoroughly. Step 2: Ignore sad face.