Sure, molly had promised her parents that shed walk her zombie daily if they only let her keep it, but she hadnt taken the artillery into consideration. What a hassle!
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Come on harold, only four more miles to the gun show.
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Caption by Anonymous • 19 hours ago
Little girls can survive the apocalypse
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 weeks ago
Meanwhile in the walking dead
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Caption by Dawson • 8 weeks ago
Go home dad, your dead.
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Caption by Justin • 28 weeks ago
Dave instantly regretted teaching his daughter the secret move from kung-fu panda.
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Caption by Jake • 1 month ago
Look what i caught mum. Can i keep it?
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Preparing for the 2012 apocolypse...
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Parents are soo embarrassing!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Peggy was determined to get back at the customers who didn't buy girl scout cookies from her
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
"f*cking bath salts..."
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Caption by Diesel • 1 month ago
I can't satisfy your wife..
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Caption by Yuvraj Mittal • 1 month ago
Momy could i keep him please
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Caption by Daniel • 2 months ago
Found another zombie by the shed, mom!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Daddy!! I caught one of em in-laws u was talkin abt!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Now who wears the pants
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Hurry the f up dad and for god sake shave you beard
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Caption by corey • 2 months ago
Papa....You're mama's real killer ... ...You're under citizens arrest....Dna and blood evidence of her killing is all over your shirt.
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Caption by rochelle day smith • 2 months ago
You should see her after a few martinis.
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Caption by Dan • 2 months ago
Come on dad , it's career day at school, zombie is a cool job
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Caption by karen • 2 months ago
And who says the nra doesn't foster a healthy understanding for guns?
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Caption by Bob Smith • 3 months ago
Zombocalypse is starting with the hippies
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
I hate hippies!!
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Caption by Stew • 3 months ago
Leggo bitch!
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Caption by Freakalish • 3 months ago
You're coming to my f***ing ballet, dad!
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
O.K.So i shot him in the head. It's just a little flesh wound. I'll lead him home and he'll be good as new in no time.
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Caption by Char • 3 months ago
I know what i'm doing for halloween...
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Caption by Eve • 3 months ago
Who's next!?
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Caption by E • 3 months ago
It was zombie season once again and little suzie was one of the first to bag one. Still fresh and ready to be marinated for a true culinary delight.
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Caption by Warren Peace • 3 months ago
Once again: students 1, teachers 0
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Caption by racketo • 3 months ago
Your once in a life time chance, buy a zombie as a pet for only $2.99. You last chance to buy (dont let them bite, scartch or moan for that will make them work together. No refund back if it bites)
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Caption by deadfunny • 3 months ago
Show and tell will never be the same again....
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Caption by Dusty • 3 months ago
That'll teach him to put another kiddie leash on me!
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
What are you lookin' at?!
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Caption by I'mNotCrazy • 4 months ago
Gotta train girls young that they are only after one thing.....
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Caption by taz • 4 months ago
Dad has been drinking... Again...
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Caption by mateo • 4 months ago
Just .. Walking the zombie
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Caption by queen666 • 4 months ago
Left 4 dead downloadable content. Zoey in kid form.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Come on dad...
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Well i know who i'm not inviting to my daughters birthday party......Rob zombie and his little girl, that's who!
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Caption by MWW6T7 • 5 months ago
My father is an idiot!
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Caption by chris • 5 months ago
Well someones got to eliminate these living dead fucks!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
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Caption by ㅂㅈㄷㅇ나ㅡ • 5 months ago
Sure, molly had promised her parents that she'd walk her zombie daily if they only let her keep it, but she hadn't taken the artillery into consideration. What a hassle!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Morningwood elementary doesn't f*ck around.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Tip toeing thru the ..... What no tiulips?
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Caption by Gene • 5 months ago
Pitch at marvel: hit girl from kick ass gets her own series, and get this: it's set in the marvel zombies universe.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I haz zombie
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Airing out zombie dad, he smells like yeti-balls
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Caption by m3rk • 5 months ago
If it doesn't hurry up... I'm going to shoot it again.
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Caption by Alan • 5 months ago
Look what i found!
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Caption by John • 5 months ago
It´s show and tell at school today.. i brought a pet zombie
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Caption by Matthias • 5 months ago
I'm just f***ing with you daddy! I want a benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Freak on a leash!!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"mommy... Can i keep it? Pllllleeeaaaaasssse?"
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Caption by Dave Cruickshank • 5 months ago
We are not letting daddy go to the g8 this year.
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Caption by Hue Mann • 5 months ago
We keep uncle bill on a short leash since his alzheimers kicked in
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Mommy... Daddy.... Loook i captured one!!!
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Caption by shokat • 5 months ago
Pet zombie
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I cant let you do that Star fox To be featured in the 2012 Summer Olympics: the 100 meter Orangutan. "Im crushing your head!" MmmM Im about to do to you what I did to napster. This spill has effected me tremendously in a very personal way. As many of you know, my wife Helen, is a brown pelican...