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He slapped me right here your honor
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"So...you have left your bad habits BEHIND you?"
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I'll give you a rebuttal!
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My Lawyer said I'm in luck, We have a hung jury .....
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Ready ...... Aim .......
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"Your evidence looks a little fuzzy"
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Cut me some slack judge, don't you remember me?
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I'll bet my ass she's innocent!
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There's a giant hole in her alibi.
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Pretty please judge.....
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I'm allowing your insanity plea because...clearly...I can see your nuts.
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"Not enough evidence - I need to see more..."
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Exhibit A!
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Case dismissed.
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Recess.
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Those last-minute briefs that arrived really saved our case.
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Does the prostitution, prostecution, (ahem) prosti- You guys on the left! Do you have any more witnesses?!
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Oh, Yeah, Now I recognize you....please proceed.
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"You're evidence seems a little fuzzy."
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Find the lesbian
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The evidence shows...
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Hoes will do anything to not be judged.
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"A little , um, higher, please. Thank you"
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ORDER! ORDER IN THE CUNT! - COURT! - COURT! - I MEAN COURT!
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Well you said the jury was hung lets see..
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This is where he touched me your honor.
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Her crime: Acting like Miley Cyrus. Evidence: foam finger, a wrecking ball, and my twerk Sentencing: free of all charges and 20000 from the US
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Judge: "Turn this chamber music crap off and put on that acdc tune, night prowler, for this fine young felon!"
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Could you write about Physics so I can pass Sciecne class?
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OK so they are bad tattoos of butterflies - but who is BOB??
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And this is what he said i was your Hounor
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I'm holding you in contempt for that dirty crack
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Kiss my rebuttal!
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...then he said He would Stuff your Pussy Full of Ice Cream and eat it all out.?...Your Honor I'd like to Summit to the Court that No one could Eat that much Ice Cream
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The recorder seems more interested than the judge...just sayin'
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Lady, you just showed that the aledged rapist but the evidence didnt stand up in court. This was not a case of attack with a friendly weapon. Case dismissed.
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CONTEMPT You're in it.
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Todeloooo!
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Liar liar 2.... Coucil Ventura
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See your honor, i shaved real close just for you.
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The prosicution says I get arrested all the time for showing my ass, well.... TAKE THAT!
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Your Honor...KISS MY LILLY WHITE ASS !!
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Uhh...Ms. Parsons, you can pull your panties down now..er..I mean you can pull your shirt down now.
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And all of a sudden the judge's hands disappeared!
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''the officer found crack in your possession........................... dont be flippent''
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I'll stick it where the sun dont shine Ms. Anthony!
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See, if you look closely you can see that i had the main entree.
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90 Days !!!!!! Kiss This ....
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This is what i think of the jury.
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And, Mr Lopez, can you identify the person who in your opinion was acting lewd and lascivious on the day in question.
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Judge: I've seen enought evidence that your not a cross dresser, you're definetly a woman Woman: Wait a second............. (FARTS).................................hehehehehe
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And if you look you can see where my dad gripped it
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If you look you can see where he spanked me
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Stick ya dick up my arse!
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