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All work, no play boys? Hehehehe.
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Lets nuke the cunt!
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I know that wise ass is around here somewhere.
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Screw the war. I'm Fabulous.
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"Yeah. Yeah. No, really, he's just lying there like a gay. Yeah, no guns. Take him out? Ok."
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"He's back again, sir. Permission to open fire?"
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Draw me like one of your french girls ;)
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Yeah Captain, he's doing "that thing" again . . . and honestly, it's kinda creepin' me out.
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Burt Reynolds Goes to Iraq
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Let's play war fellas. I lay down and you blow the hell out of me. mmmkay?
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Paint me like one of your french whores.
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I'm going to photobomb this country back to the stone age.
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Its me! ma-mario!
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"Ahh Control, I think we are being watched"
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Got a code, Retard
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Hi... You looking for terrorists? I know where to find some...
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Sometimes you don't have to ask... you can just tell.
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"Yeah captain, I feel as if the hills have eyes."
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"Sir, we have a direct violation of Don't Ask, Don't Tell...What do you mean it's been repealed?"
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Is he still looking at my ass?
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We just met this realy nice guy
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Heyyyyyyy guys!
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Sarge ...i think the new guy should go back to the navy !
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Hey Ladies.....
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Fucken don't ask don't tell policy ain't workin
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No sign of the enemy Sir.
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Creepy Kurd singing and acting out" I'm a Genie In A Bottle"...permission to open fire...over
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This looks like a really bad game of Where's Waldubuh?"
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21 actual.... thats an afirm... we have found the only gay in the village, repeat we have fou.....
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Psst private, is it the poppy field we just crossed or is that really Charles Bronson laying on a rock at 6 o'clock?
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In an effort to increase military recruitment, the United States government has introduced their new "Spectator Mode" program.
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Still a better love story than Twilight
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Where's Osama bin Fruity?
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"Nonono...We said 'Air Strike', not 'Flair Strike'..."
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While you guys work, I'll just work on my tan
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Chillin like a villan
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Ha! and yall thought i was protecting the country! aint nobody got time for that!!
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You know, that army uniform brings out your eyes...
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Like one of your french girls
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Ailqchi
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"People say 'work, not play'. I say "Screw you, bitches, I'm fabulous."
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"Who farted?"
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Rtyhjukl
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Ever since "Don't ask don't tell" was repealed, Bruce up there won't quit coming on to the enemy.
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It doesn't smell as bad as your brother Ted.
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"I told him I was drunk, not gay. But he keeps following me."
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"Me love you long time"
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Getting my gisele swag on..how d'you like me now? ;)
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This is probably why it took so long for them to find Suddam and Osama.
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As Stephen the camera guy took a photo of Harry and Jack discussing military tactics, the character from Afghanistan's version of WHERE'S WALDO? called WHERE'S ACHMED? appeared in the background.
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THIS JUST IN!! Sources say that Mario's brother LUIGI has been spotted in Iraq on vacation. Some say LUIGI has been experiencing migraines due to the effects of jumping into bricks.
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"Oh Hai Guise"
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Throw a grenade up there and watch how fast he becomes stealth!
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Facebook
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Hi fellas!
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My Precioussssssss.
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We've got orders from the general to paint him like one of my french girls
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Dont Mind Me Im Just Security
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So I tells the local "you don't need multicam, those blue's are practically invisible" And he believed me
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Oh haiii boys!
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It was then that Captain Josephs realized that there was one thing that his men were not ready for. Photobombs.
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Ya see me chillin' ma homies
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Wheres charlie? right here boys:D
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Look at them MoFo ' s tryna find me . Tahahhahahaa
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Sir, It appears like we have a troll at 6 o'clock...
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Black Hawk to base. There was no one inside the cave. Repeat - no one inside the cave.
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Look at his ridiculous mustache, he is obviously an idiot. we should just shoot him now sir.
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I'm sexy and I know it!
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I say again......... "We requested a CLASS 3 CAN OF FLINTS AND FUEL and some idiot just airdropped us a SASSY MAN FROM INSTANBUL!!!!!!!
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Exetrmely helpful article, please write more.
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"negative sir, the drop box containing our weapons did not arrive; instead, we received a little lazy middle eastern dude."
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'Be aware. There is a Go-compare man look-a-like, dressed upp as a soldier, I repeat be aware'.
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Just ignore Private Yuseff, he thinks he's an Army of One.
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Foxfire 6..... Weapons cache is abandoned...Send Tomohawk missles on my count....over
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Haaa those idiots still can't find me !
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Sir requesting permission to paint him like one of my french girls
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Hey there boys who wants to come and rub my shoulders
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Everyone would benefit from reidnag this post
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"Operation YMCA is underway, sir."
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Fiind...JOEY!
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That is affirmative, gay, lazy Anbar is out of the closet, but he is now on the roof.
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Man! this mission Israeli difficult!
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Brings a whole new definition to photo bombing.
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I say again ...we went inside to clear the cave........loud bang...smoke clears...then private baileys bleeding from his rear end.
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Soldier 1: "Sight secure! Soldier" 2: "Definitely secure sir!"
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Hey boys! Paint me like one of your French girls.
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Lieutenant, I am confirming visual on Higuera. I don't that's really planking.
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WESLEY THE POSER
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Whatcha talkin about?
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Sir I keep telling him to get off my rocks.
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I'm up here, silly bitches
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Alladin and Carpet - The War Years
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Tempting Isn't It?
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Paint me like one of your French girls.
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"Perfect," John thought, getting his pose just right. "This picture will be the cherry on top of my Middle Eastern vacation."
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Excuse me sir, it appears we have a problem
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We suck cock
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Let's put a bullet in this Dune Coon's brain then fuck his corpse in front of his family. America! Fuck YEAH!!!.
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Army Guy #1: "Oh F*ck, it's our gay stalker!" Gay Stalker: Oh hey! I see y'all standing over there!
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It is wasting ammo to shoot that stupid Taliban over there.
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Hey how you doing?
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Hey there.
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Hey big boys, how'd u like to hold my gun
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Do you even dubs?
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Hey asshole can u talk softly i'm trying to sleep here
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I collect doggie poop because I love this smell it leaves on my fingers ...
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I'm sick of this- how bout I just shoot the motherfucker
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Jigga boo jigga boo where are you ? Up on the roof top lookin at you
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I'm Going to Rape You!
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I'ma gonna fucking cap those Yankee fucks in the head. Americans are all fucking GAY!! Fuck america. Praise Allah! Jihad bitchezzzzz!!!!
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