Eating green eggs and ham for breakfast has been proven to cause certain imbalances
Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Now to contact my mother ship, and bring down all of the cats to control, and enslave humanity, muahahaha mow
Caption by t • 1 month ago
'lost lost black and white cat, last seen on my lap. Jumped somewhere then disappeared'
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Look at that weirdo in the blue shirt without a cat on his head
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
"hey, don't judge me! It's the only puss i could get to go anywhere near my face,ya take what ya can get!"
Caption by Candie B • 2 months ago
Alright, i'm gonna ask you assholes one more time! Has anyone seen my god damn cat?
Caption by kevin • 3 months ago
Hoping his cat wasn't neutered, bob ventured out to get a prime 'spot' in line :)
Caption by Bob Smith • 3 months ago
Okay, i understand the cat on the head representing angst caused by the conflict between your love of peace and the acknowledgement that violent means are sometimes necessary to stop even more violent acts, but what does the sidewalk mean?
Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Felix realized with a little fiber and the right catnip, he could crap out the most bizarre shit any feline could imagine-ta-da!!!
Caption by WARREN PEACE • 3 months ago
Cat: hey look at that dude's ass.
man: quiet kitty, i'm trying to watch princess mononoke.
Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
When he was fully prepared, doug went out into the street vowing to kill the first person who dared make a stupid joke about having his face near a big, hairy pussy.
Caption by Mr Jumpshoe • 4 months ago
George was a nice enough fellow, but he only had one thing on his mind...
Caption by Bruce • 4 months ago
Despite weeks of training, the "cat on a hat" gag fell flat at the "cat in a hat" premiere.
Caption by mr f • 5 months ago
Mr. Whiskers had become the first cat to learn mind control. Humanity was surely doomed...
Caption by Pablo • 5 months ago
"now wait, you're trying to tell me there's a cat on top of my head? Why...That is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard!"
Caption by John • 5 months ago
After the accident, gene started wearing a cat on his head. Not one of his friends has brought it up over the last three years.
Caption by Brandon • 5 months ago
Hey u were put up there to look over the crowd. Now look straight and tell me what u see.
Caption by shockey • 5 months ago
It wasn't until hours later sammy noticed where that awful smell was coming from and ditched the human.
Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago





