How to clean your owl. Step 1: spray thoroughly. Step 2: ignore sad face.
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You water my body i kill your family
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Caption by Sherlock lol k =3 • 8 weeks ago
I see you laughing over there
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Caption by Jeff • 9 weeks ago
If only my bed time was 30 minutes later. I would owl your ass
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Caption by Reeve • 22 weeks ago
I am going to kill you in your sleep!
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Caption by Damian • 26 weeks ago
Fml
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Caption by joblo • 26 weeks ago
Get a job at hogwarts they said. It'll be fun they said.
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Caption by Anonymous • 27 weeks ago
It didn't rub the lotion on its skin...
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
I just love watering my tomato plants . . . . . Aw shit . . . . . .
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Caption by Dan • 1 month ago
Self control. What it requires to make it in this world dominated by mindless idiots.
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
Just wait till you take these foot cuffs off.
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
When animals attack.
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
Dont forget behind the ears!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
"i flew south for this shit?!"
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Ha ha ha....What a hoot....Laugh it up junior, you don't have a garage.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
:: i n s t r u c t i o n s :: 1- point nozzle at owl 2- spray owl vigorously with owl-repellent until owl has been repelled 3- repeat if necessary =no refunds=
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Caption by Marques • 1 month ago
Stop pooping in the fridge!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
This dude isnt going to think this is so funny next time he washes his pansy ass minivan !
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Caption by Buzzard • 2 months ago
One more duran groupie and ......Grrrrr.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Life's a b*tch!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Wake up owl, it's time for work
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Caption by Spencer • 2 months ago
I keep telling you, i'm not a dirty bird....
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Don't forget that i'm wide awake while you sleep...
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I hate sundays.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Just watering my owl.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Ninja owl, the ability to camoflage oneself as outdoor plants
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Caption by karen • 2 months ago
Woodsy the owl doesn't give a hoot about bath-time.
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Caption by pandamon • 2 months ago
Okay mister here comes a big p-hooooot right in your kisser...Swallow that!
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Caption by rochelle day smith • 3 months ago
What the motha fuckin bitch?! Ohhh helllllll nah!!!!!
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Caption by Tahirra • 3 months ago
Who let the hose out , who , who , who who?
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Caption by Char • 3 months ago
This rain stinks of human
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Enjoy it while you can, man... I'll poop your brand new car later!
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Caption by Corina • 3 months ago
"you realize this means war. Owl will bring even more friends to poop on your car."
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Caption by Randomness • 3 months ago
Do i look like i give two hoots
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
I know you're not the only one who did that to my car!! Where are your friends!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Harry potter is going to be mad about this
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Caption by Dusty • 3 months ago
O rly???
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Caption by LKBCMB8/5/99 • 3 months ago
Don't care. Not moving.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
For this, i shall sleep with your wife.
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Caption by Marbles • 3 months ago
Punishment for delivering parcels to the incorrect wizard: death by hosing.
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Caption by Rach • 3 months ago
Soon...
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
What. The. Fuck.
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Caption by The J • 4 months ago
Rly?
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Caption by Morgan • 4 months ago
Why is this not hot?
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
What? Justin bieber is not a girl!! Shit i lost the bet!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
How many licks bitch!!! Answer!!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
How many times must i ask you?!?! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?!?!?! I want answers!
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Caption by Eli $exy Mane • 4 months ago
Unsatisfied owl will eat your face off
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
I said bitches and hoes not hose!!!
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Caption by b-rye • 4 months ago
Not one fucking word...
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Caption by Gerard • 4 months ago
Wait... Is that a man with a very "interesting" ring? Or a very hairy woman?
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Caption by Michael • 4 months ago
You just wait bro, its my turn next.
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Caption by Dan • 4 months ago
Take showers. Fuck bitches.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
And not a single fuck was given that day
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Very well. Your death shall be slow and painful.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
I don't care anymore! Just do it!
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Caption by Christoph • 4 months ago
"wet hooters contest"
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Caption by rage • 4 months ago
"wrong! The answer was 1492. And now for your forfeit."
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Caption by Mr Jumpshoe • 4 months ago
At least your not a nigger.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
I said "hoot!" Not "shoot!"
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Wet hooter contest
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Damn i wish i got the part of hedwig.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Of course you realize, this means war!
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Caption by Robin • 4 months ago
Wet owl contest!
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Caption by Martin • 5 months ago
Somebody had to wash off the stink from the hippy.
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Caption by Justin • 5 months ago
Thank god i don't have alzheimer's, how would i be able to keep up with my garden?
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Caption by joetaff • 5 months ago
Just watering the owl...
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Caption by Dr Slipz • 5 months ago
Why senile women should not own pet owls.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I told you i don't want to get baptized just yet.
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Caption by Gene • 5 months ago
Wrath..... Soon you shall experience it.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Self controwl
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Caption by Shomi • 5 months ago
Unpleased owl is unpleased.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Who gives a hoot if i smell =_=
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
In about 5 seconds your gone loose those damn fingers........Cut the crap
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Caption by Justin • 5 months ago
Who the fuck do you think you are?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Fml
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I always enjoy spraying a hooter with my hose.
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Caption by john • 5 months ago
I never should have answered that ad.
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Caption by Alan • 5 months ago
Fuck you
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Free wet owl !!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Thats right thats the spot. Spray right there. Thats where all the bloody lice are.
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Caption by shok • 5 months ago
Owl get you for this.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
You son of a bitch! I'm a majestic creature!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Look mr drip, stay trigger happy for two more seconds and we will see who's got who's eyes tonight!
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Caption by Lollypop • 5 months ago
...This is the worst part of my day.
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Caption by John • 5 months ago
Meh
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Caption by poop • 5 months ago
Tho he gave a hoot...Noone cared to listen =/
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Caption by camille cotton • 5 months ago
Wet owl is not amused... And will claw your eyes off
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Caption by Boredoom • 5 months ago
You can f*** off with your squirty thing. This is my f***ing branch.
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Caption by Majik Sznak • 5 months ago
Take that you fugly owl bicht!
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Caption by Cocobitch • 5 months ago
I will end you.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
How to clean your owl. Step 1: spray thoroughly. Step 2: ignore sad face.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
It's hooting time tonight you %$#@^&%$#%@!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I. Love. Summer.
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Caption by Mike • 5 months ago
Wharrgarbl
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I'm not moving!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
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