And so andy goes with math, the less complex of the two.
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I trade a little ass for that fancy garage door opens of yours , willard .
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Caption by Cindy • 4 weeks ago
80085
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Caption by Anonymous • 6 weeks ago
Why the hell does my calculator smell like butthole. Jenny!! Yes master?
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Caption by TheDoctor • 9 weeks ago
All you ever do is touch your calculator, it is like i am an invisible number or something.
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Caption by Anonymous • 15 weeks ago
Ur really choosing the calculator over me?!?!?!?!
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Caption by Amanda • 16 weeks ago
Hey! Young and willing here, so quit kissing your calculator and kiss me
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Caption by Tim • 18 weeks ago
R u even listenin
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Caption by angie • 19 weeks ago
Um now that you stole my shirt and phone can i go home now
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Caption by Anonymous • 23 weeks ago
"gerald, you forgot to calculate the matrix again. And remember, you have to go down to get to pi."
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Caption by Anonymous • 24 weeks ago
Bill gates: college years
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Caption by Anonymous • 24 weeks ago
The new texas instruments scientific calculator prototype b, virgin for life!
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Caption by Damian • 26 weeks ago
Dude!!!!!! I'm naked!!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 27 weeks ago
Geeks
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Hey, i'm busy. Cock ya later.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Hey big boy, could i play with your western instrument?
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Oh thank god your here hun, could you run to the store and get me some batteries?
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
The solid black blouse is in the hamper. It got polka dots on it somehow.
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
Oh math, only you understand me
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
I don't care if you're reading 50 shades of grey, you can't have my batteries.
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Caption by Skyler Cowley • 1 month ago
Priorites. you're doing it wrong!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Look i can write boobies on the calculator
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Caption by Joe Hawkins • 1 month ago
"is now a good time to tell her i'm really a robot?"
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Caption by I'mnotfunny • 1 month ago
Avril, could you go now, please? I have a trigonometry test next week that i have to study for.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Its ok calculator, mean old female wont bother us anymoore
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Caption by t • 1 month ago
Hello? Where is my money?
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Gtfo i'm doing calculus.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Regis one is for slapping me, this is for kissing me
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Caption by Lauren mooresn • 2 months ago
If it's 50 bucks a pop, twice a day, 7 days a week....The tip would come to....Umm.....
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Caption by Buzzard • 2 months ago
Hold out ... Wait, i am going to practtice my sexy make out moves with the calculator before on you. Since you both have a vibrator
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Calculate the circumfrence of my boobs quick
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
"baby look at me..." Honey i told you, you get loven mondays, wedendays, and fridays, right not its my snuggle buttons time..."
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Caption by Michael N • 2 months ago
I don't care if the batteries in your vibrator are dead your not getting mine ....
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Well we have a gay and a horny college girl.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Save me calculator!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
The purpose of the calculator is to prevent him from looking.
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Caption by Adam Hayward • 2 months ago
Chill, i'm busy
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Engineer
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
According to my calculations, you still owe me 2 lap dances, 4 bjs, and an eternity of fetish sex. Take off the jogging pants, bitch!
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Caption by shniffty • 2 months ago
''type in 58008, now turn it upside down, now look at me........ Ta da!!!''
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Caption by Future.T • 2 months ago
Pleeeeeeease michael, just pretend i'm not your sister for just 10 minutes pleeeeeeeeeaase!!!!
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Caption by kevin • 2 months ago
Your going to have to guess, this calculator doesn't have a converter to inches
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Caption by karen • 2 months ago
No matter how much you add, subtract, multiply or divide it, having sex with your sister is always wrong; just like dividing by zero.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Nerd!
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Caption by cdog • 2 months ago
Why is he tapping that, when he could be tapping that on the right?
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Caption by Andrew • 2 months ago
Priorities.
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Caption by pandamon • 2 months ago
"you still have to pay me ya know, even if all you did was play with your thingy ma bob!
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Caption by Candie Barron • 3 months ago
Now meet modern saudi family: 1st and beloved wife: ti-84 plus, she shares with you the most special and challenging moments of you life, 2nd wife fatima: cleaning, cooking, laundry...
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Caption by alex440 • 3 months ago
Don't be shy
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Caption by guru • 3 months ago
Are you going to do my homework or what?
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Caption by conor • 3 months ago
For hour $99, then for a day....................
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Caption by anil • 3 months ago
Hey is barbs!
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Caption by christina • 3 months ago
I showed you mine, now erase that off the phone and show me yours.
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Caption by Char • 3 months ago
Honey..What's the size..
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Caption by Anderson Mike • 3 months ago
Love: you make the calculations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Caption by Lian • 3 months ago
Wait, wait... First let me tweet the science club and chess club about ur chest.
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Caption by anonymouse • 3 months ago
"i don't know what's wrong.I was fine when i thought you were my sister.Your my sister!!!!"
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Caption by Danno • 3 months ago
Guy: seriously, who puts superglue on their boobs?
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Caption by martin • 3 months ago
''i'll trade you two tits if you let me borrow your calculator to balance my freakin' checkbook!!!
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Caption by warren peace • 3 months ago
Sorry, sweetie, i need to pay more attention to making a mathematical model to save our big ball, mother earth, from a man-made catastrophe than to your balls
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Caption by nky • 3 months ago
"i told you not to drink and derive tim."
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Hey i really did save15% on my car insurance by switching to geico
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Lick it and stick it!
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
So if we minus our clothes and divide your legs maybe we'll multiply!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
But you liked the other guys breasts so, i...Thought..
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Caption by phreakiphred • 4 months ago
I don't need you, i can type 58008 and turn the calculator upside, down..
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
“if my calculations are correct... I'm getting laid tonight.â€
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Caption by Jeff • 4 months ago
*turn around* surprise! Threesome time
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Just a sec. I'm figuring up the tip.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Gtfo i am hugging it.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Gtfo bitch im doin math
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Girl: look at my boobs now! boy: do you see i'm trying to make to love to this calculator, bitch? girl: fuck this i'm leaving you! boy: i do not care you or your boobs! calculator: haha. I get all the boys tonight.
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Caption by busted • 4 months ago
Meanwhile, in the engineering dorm
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Caption by stellarkid • 4 months ago
Calculator you slut
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
I hear next years model come with both holes.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
So what if i'm ugly and have microscopic tits... Fuck me!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Forever alone!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
I'm gay!!!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Ntgj
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
You play with your calculator more than you play with me
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Wait, that's not what you meant by "integrating your natural log" ?
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Hypnocalculator says dont look behind.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Apparently he'd rather spell "boobs" on his calculator than play with his girlfriends'.
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Caption by Aron Kaufman • 4 months ago
Calculingus
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Caption by Mr Jumpshoe • 4 months ago
"i told you today was a bad day!"
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Homeo and juliet
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Fuck off bitch i'm doing science
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Caption by Kichimi • 4 months ago
Look tom, it's not really that small. I said lets get a ruler to measure it. Not a calculator.
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Caption by Jerry • 4 months ago
Sweet sweet ti83, you are my only love
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Caption by spoot knight • 4 months ago
"what are the odds of me getting laid right now?"
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Caption by shawn • 4 months ago
Wait if i press 8008 it looks like boob
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Caption by arse • 4 months ago
Calc or gtfo
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
And not a single fuck was given
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Faggot and juliet
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Gtfo bitch! I'm calculating...
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
he's licking the wrong thing.
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Caption by Cyclonus • 4 months ago
Don't worry, i won't let her touch you.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
My ti 89 is so sexy i could just.... Are you cold?!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
One second, i know this has a vibrate button somewhere...
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
No i meant lick these... Not your calculator!
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Caption by spikyface • 4 months ago
Yes, i know i said come over for to tutor me. Its called a euphemism.
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Caption by James • 4 months ago
Science!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Not now bitch i'm on the calculator
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Caption by anon • 5 months ago
You know how i know your gay?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Mmmmm... I can taste your ass juices on the keys.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
At least my calculator doesn't care if i cry after i upload ram!
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Caption by jesus • 5 months ago
Please martin, just unlock the door and let me go and i promise i won't call the cops!
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Caption by Gaz • 5 months ago
Tits of gtfo!
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Caption by Jonny Fortune • 5 months ago
I didn't know this was going to be a threesome...
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Caption by Wataru • 5 months ago
Gimme back my clothes nerd
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Caption by oreo • 5 months ago
No honey, i said i need some tips for using the calculator!
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Caption by Terry • 5 months ago
Emo... If you see one, you will know it.
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Caption by Andre • 5 months ago
"darling, i think you should put your glasses back on . . ."
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Can your calculator moan like this tim?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Hold on. Calculating chances of success.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Ok, so your magic machine made my shirt disappear... Can it make you straight??
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
U r doing it wrong.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Come on rainman, you can even touch them, see, i do
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
The only case of aids i need is from this calculator, but thank you for the offer sis.
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Caption by m3rk • 5 months ago
"charle, oscar, bravo...Cheers lads im finaly going to lose my virginaty ...Over "
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
" how we going to watch a porno on this ? I can hardly see the screen ! "
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I'm sorry babe i just can't do that to her. We've been together since the seventh grade.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
How long does it take you to calculate that we have not had sex yet?
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Caption by LOLLYPOP • 5 months ago
It was at that time that jeffory embraced his girlfriend's computng fetish, just to get her in the sack.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I'll show you my boobs if you let me have the calculator. not enough. Show me more.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Once again, martin had tricked his math tutor into playing "strip calculus"
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Caption by Prof • 5 months ago
At least the calculator doesn't talk back!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Gtfo bitch, i'm doing math
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Its so cold in here, can i have my sweater back
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Caption by Al • 5 months ago
And so andy goes with math, the less complex of the two.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Stoppp itttt, i've already forgotten the formula for finding the volume of a polygon.
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Caption by Moron • 5 months ago
The chick must be invisible to him or he is pure gay
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Caption by Shokat • 5 months ago
The g spot is not a key on your calculator tim.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Oh my god press the f6 key again darling
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
You are taking study support a little too serious, eugene
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Caption by Yuri • 5 months ago
Photoshop makes all my dreams come true..
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Watch this! If i punch in 58008 and you turn it upside down, it spells boobs!
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Caption by Scotty • 5 months ago
It doesnt laugh. If i finnish too soon.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Not now, bitch. Science!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Yessss !!! A universal remote...Just what i've always wanted...
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Gay roommates are really the best. We get to share a room, and i don't even have to leave when i change.
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Caption by Casey • 5 months ago
Some mental maths in the right moment will make you last longer in bed. But, please, don't cheat.
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Caption by Elías • 5 months ago
Lol, ok. I'm coming. Just one more word problem.
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Caption by September • 5 months ago
55378008 <- there i fixed it for ya. "Punches 5.5.3.7.8.0.0.8 and i am turning it upside down *giggling*"
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
8008135
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Caption by nick • 5 months ago
Yeah but i know how to push these buttons.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I only have two buttons, i am easy enough for you.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Alright, just let me tape the calculator to your face and we'll do it.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I wanna fuck her brains out!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Suck my boobs, not the calculator
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"for the last time, pay more attention to me or you're going to be boobless for good!"
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Caption by buster • 5 months ago
Come on tim, i'll show you my boobs if you just stop making love to the calculator.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I AM CORNHOLIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Man DIES after walking 42 days in WRONG DIRECTION... Its the size that matters. NOT how you use it. Get cloza, and I jumpz! The entire Iraqi Coast Guard.