Soon after this photo, mrs white was only half the woman she used to be.
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You'reeeee out!
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Caption by Anonymous • 20 weeks ago
What an asshole
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Caption by Anonymous • 21 weeks ago
Nobody cares
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Caption by Anonymous • 23 weeks ago
Poor little dude didn't know there was a freight train coming
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Caption by Corey Glenholmes • 26 weeks ago
Must....Bow!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Bringing planking to a whole new level .....
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
"damn shoelace"
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
The strike was not completely over......Yet.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Some religious followers really do have a one track mind.
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Caption by I'mnotfunny • 1 month ago
This just in, terrorists were plotting to sabotage a train by placing an old lady on the tracks.
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Caption by t • 1 month ago
If a hero doesnt come save me im better off dead anyway
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Caption by t • 1 month ago
Knew i shouldn't have put tequila in my hydration pack !
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Caption by Buzzard • 2 months ago
Where are the boy scouts when you need them?
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Who cut the cheese
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Turns out this is much cheaper than replacing her "personal massager"
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Caption by Boogy Shooz • 2 months ago
This is not how you ride a rail out of town .....
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
The sobrietry test was not going too good for granny jones
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Caption by karen • 2 months ago
Maybe this will get their attention?
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
"everyone! Look the other way and let nature to its thing."
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
This is your brain on religion...
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Caption by bob smith • 3 months ago
Yes, we should help you get up, but it's parade day ! We're all in white or grand uniform and you fell in a very dirty place.
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Caption by FĂ«anim • 3 months ago
yall wanna run the train on this fine piece of ass???? Come get some!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Have a nice trip grandma?
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Caption by Joel • 3 months ago
Grandma been drinking again
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Caption by Ram • 3 months ago
Thats not what your shrink meant by staying on track.
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Caption by Danno • 3 months ago
With the rising price of train fares, martha thought this would be the most economical way to catch the 1205!
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Caption by warren peace • 3 months ago
Thats not what they meant by a railway track sleeper luv
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Throw momma from the train-the sequel!
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Help! Help! I've fallen and i can't get up!
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Caption by Someone?0.o • 3 months ago
Next weeks sale: old ladies, half off
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Hurry train, hurry! Kill this stupid jew bitch!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Now....When did they say to pull the rip cord?!............Did i leave the oven on????
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Want to loose weight fast? Ask me how!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
What gets me: why'd she bother bringing her handbag?
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Caption by Mr Jumpshoe • 4 months ago
Reuters: woman suffers heart attack in a daring attempt to cross train tracks. Church proceedings uninterrupted.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
The fat controller.
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Caption by thomasT • 4 months ago
Well, it is your funeral...
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Does my bum look big in this?........ Choose your answer carefully!
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Caption by mc lovin • 5 months ago
Soon after this photo, mrs white was only half the woman she used to be.
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Caption by Gaz • 5 months ago
"ma'm....Excuse me. You're too late. The train already went by, i can see its tracks!"
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Caption by racketo • 5 months ago
You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together...
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Caption by Andre • 5 months ago
"...Meanwhile, a short distance away, snidely whiplash was up to his favorite pastime..."
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Caption by Michael • 5 months ago
In soviet russia, train rides you!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
The power of christ compels you!
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Caption by John • 5 months ago
"grandma, if you really want to go to heaven, just...Wait a while."
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Caption by Hasherr • 5 months ago
That's why you don't stop for old ladies, you teach them once and they'll expect it every time
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
This isn't the toilet. Now where did i leave my glasses?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
This looks like a fantastic place to lay down.
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Caption by Moron • 5 months ago
Little did she know that all those vanishing creams had made her invisible
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Caption by shokat • 5 months ago
Ahh ive tripped and cant get up you a.Holes!! Hello!??
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Has bush returned..........
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Scientology.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"i am tired of being in one piece."
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Caption by Annonymous • 5 months ago
"general, we got another one down here send the cleanup crew."
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Caption by g • 5 months ago
"so hungry ... Must .. Cram .. Entire planet .. In mouth"
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Caption by krakit • 5 months ago
This is really good for my back.
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Caption by Scooterninja • 5 months ago
Nobody look at her...Maybe she'll just go away !!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
As long as i have jesus, nothing can hurt me!!!
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Caption by James Pearson • 5 months ago
"excuse me lady, they don't care so don't waste your time."
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Why wont somebody help me?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
This spill has effected me tremendously in a very personal way. As many of you know, my wife Helen, is a brown pelican... Lamb smuggling has become a big problem on the prairie as of late. She took "I would let you ride on my balls all the way to the city" the wrong way "I dont know who you are. I dont know what you want. If you are looking for a ransom, I can tell you I dont have money. But what I DO have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills for that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my girl go now, thatll be the end of it. But if you dont, I will look for you. I WILL find you. And I will kill you." "Good luck"... "Mom, stop crying and just take my picture."