So i said' 'mine' and he was all like, 'mine bitch".. Then doggy said 'kung fu mutha fucka'
Caption by Anonymous • 29 weeks ago
When things started looking bad for rudy and harold, portnoy the porcupine came to the rescue.
Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Don't have a joke but what we do have is the most fucked up olympic sport of all time
Caption by Stryker Williams • 2 months ago
Jack had noticed that john was choking during the race, did what any friend would have done..Administered the himelech, thus clearing the massive 'hairball'
Caption by warren peace • 3 months ago
No frank, lemme at 'em! He's the one who's been sleepin' with my wife!
Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago





