A little to the left. Beautiful.
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Miss piggy popped a cap in kermits ass after finding him in the sack with barbie
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Caption by IAN.H • 10 weeks ago
I think he was raped by a realllllly huge cock
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Caption by Anonymous • 11 weeks ago
Its believed that kermit was leading a group of relatives to safety on the other side of the road in foggy conditions after a hard rain when tragedy struck. He is survived by his wife mrs piggy who we tracked down at a local slaughter house visiting relatives consoling her. She declined to meet with us....
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Caption by ego229 • 12 weeks ago
Reports are that kermit the frog was killed today by a motorist who mistook him for a green light.
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Caption by Anonymous • 15 weeks ago
"we warned him that elmo would get pissed if mimicked."
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Caption by Anonymous • 23 weeks ago
A little to the left. Beautiful.
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Caption by Anonymous • 23 weeks ago
Isn't this dejavue? This happened in two and a half men! The main character's crazy girlfriend pushed him in front of a moving vehicle.
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Caption by Justin • 27 weeks ago
If you cant tell what the red hand means then you might as well host a puppet show.
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
Police need your help, any info leading to the capture of one miss piggy.
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
Leading the headlines tonight: muppet star kermit the frog has died. The lead pitch man for the muppet show was assaulted by a gang of french chefs obsessed with making fried frog legs. The chefs got one leg before being chased away by a man with a refrigerator box. Police would like to question an amateur photographer who evidently sat on her ass taking pictures through the whole thing....
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Caption by Dan • 1 month ago
He kermitted suicide
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Caption by Skyler Cowley • 1 month ago
Frogger : game over.
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Caption by Greg • 1 month ago
Dale earnhart's mom: ...He never could go anywhere without that stuffed animal
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
"that's what he gets for snortin' crack and thinkin' he was the star of a video game."
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
It ain't easy being green...
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Cop 1: after we process the scene we'll send agents out to question miss piggy about her where-abouts. cop 2: yes sir. Do you think we should take stuffing samples here or in the lab?
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
He had to break up with piggy
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Csi muppet show
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I told you the threats in the ransom note were serious .....
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Why did the frog cross the road?
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Caption by karen • 2 months ago
Put out an apb on a miss piggy...
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Caption by Candie Barron • 2 months ago
Csi sesame street.
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Caption by Kevin • 3 months ago
Guy:hey look dead frog take a picture! And find out his name! lady:i think his name is kermit guy: hmmm..... Never heard of him lets go!
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Caption by Joel • 3 months ago
"and they took my leg off , and they threw it over there. "Kermit does his best scarecrow immitation.
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Caption by Char • 3 months ago
Ready, weaver? What's in the box? *Muffled gasp* #uhf
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Caption by bob smith • 3 months ago
After mrs.Piggy saw kermit on cheaters.
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Caption by Danno • 3 months ago
Kermit, after playing a game of 'frogger' thought it looked pretty simple....Not!!!!
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Caption by warren peace • 3 months ago
*in yet another alcohol-induced stupor, kermit the frog executes the side-stroke upon the hot pavement, to the pleasure of the ever-vigilant paparazzi *
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Caption by knightofchivalry • 3 months ago
And in other world news... Ex-muppet star kermitt the frog died today while crossing the street in front of a seemingly angered miss piggy. Police say the investigation is ongoing...
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Caption by Randomness • 3 months ago
The hair got pissed i guess..
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
The "look both ways" psa went well until...
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Falling asleep on the starting line aint gonna win him the race
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Caption by shok • 4 months ago
Yo, hurries up and take the picture soes the boss knows weez took care of the prablem.
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Caption by brad • 4 months ago
You fuck him in the ass while i take some pics. This is gonna be hot.
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Caption by FuckyouFaggots • 4 months ago
Oh my god......He's croaked it!
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Caption by Boris Card • 4 months ago
See up and down like this Jane, and dont forget to cup the balls. "No monkey business this time!" I just committed myself to a life term of imprisonment with this stupid bitch. Soon after this photo, Mrs White was only half the woman she used to be. and so Andy goes with math, the less complex of the two.