Sh** i forgot to buy batteries for this!
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Mrs smith had just arrived to the airport after her flight in from kansas
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Caption by Jim • 4 weeks ago
Gentleman behold.......Corn!
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Caption by AT • 6 weeks ago
Women of the corn
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Caption by Alison • 13 weeks ago
Where do i put the batteries ?
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Caption by Adam R • 14 weeks ago
Those are some big calves.
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Caption by Anonymous • 15 weeks ago
Helpful hint: instead of ordering from a fast food joint, bring lunch from home. You can actually eat way more food for less money.
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Caption by Anonymous • 16 weeks ago
Who wants some corn
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Caption by Amanda • 16 weeks ago
Oh, i love you,corny.Now, forget ashley! Now kiss me!!!
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Caption by Charles Dallas • 16 weeks ago
When the government fucks you hard, try and fuck yourself harder.
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Caption by SMDYSD • 17 weeks ago
Go up that escalator lady! Bring up that giant corn!
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Caption by Anonymous • 19 weeks ago
Damn boss.....I'll show him how to corn hole.
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Caption by Anonymous • 20 weeks ago
I guess size does matter.
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Caption by Anonymous • 21 weeks ago
Jill and the beanstalk
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Caption by Anonymous • 24 weeks ago
Her day wasn't the only hard thing brandie was planning on having this week!
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Caption by John Patrick • 24 weeks ago
I kinda love corn...
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Caption by taylor • 26 weeks ago
I have high expectations from my man, as you can see.
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Caption by Anonymous • 28 weeks ago
I'll try to put this to good use immedaeitly.
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Caption by Ashim • 1 month ago
Omg! Ah fecking lerv coooooooorrrrnnn!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Me soo corny!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Government corn!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
I'm going to shove this up my boss's ass!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
It was on sale!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
This is the least corny caption i could think of
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Caption by Skyler Cowley • 1 month ago
I can't wait to put this in my asshole.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Needless to say, the jolly green giant's secretary was having a bad day.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
.... Really? .... Really? .... The escalator is broken
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Too small for meee..
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Caption by Yuvraj Mittal • 1 month ago
Your moms dildo
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
I wish my dildo fit in my purse.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Im gonna make me some moonshine!
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Caption by Wil • 2 months ago
Ribbed for her pleasure
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Not quite sure how i'm going to fit this all in my cunt, but i'll figure it out.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Ribbed for your pleasure
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
The jolly green giants secret exposed. His daughter is a dwarf
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Caption by Michael Keller • 2 months ago
I can just imagine what her shit is going to look like tomorow
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Caption by PHIL MCCRACKIN • 2 months ago
Monsanto!!!!!
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Caption by HerpaDerpa • 2 months ago
"dildo delivery for your mom!"
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Caption by BlastFromTheAss • 2 months ago
I don't need a man
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Caption by Jim • 2 months ago
Good girls gone bad
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Caption by karen • 2 months ago
Corn.
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Caption by Shawn is in the pink • 2 months ago
"if only they made miracle grow for boobs"!
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Caption by Candie Barron • 3 months ago
Shopping. You're doing it wrong
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Blondes will fuck anything
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
And this still cost less than it's organic equivalent.
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Caption by Frapper Mac • 3 months ago
The girl is really regretting hooking up with the green giant now
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Caption by Frapper Mac • 3 months ago
They said this was a porn interview. Not corn.
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Caption by Oliver Barrett • 3 months ago
Ho-ho-ho my arse. He can do his own shopping next time. Big green jerk
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
And we complain about hating our jobs.
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Caption by someguyintj • 3 months ago
I should've gotten the big cob
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Caption by JPUnz • 3 months ago
It's her "cob" corn operated boyfriend
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Caption by Danno • 3 months ago
I can't wait to slide my hot wet cunt all over this mother fucker.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Sally made it all the way to the 3rd floor when she realized....She'd forgot the butter.
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Caption by claimdude • 3 months ago
Comes in discreet packaging, my ass!
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Caption by martin • 3 months ago
I hate it when they run out of toilet paper in the ladies restroom.
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Caption by warren peace • 3 months ago
The first step in makiing orville redenbacher's popcorn is selecting the right ingredients...
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Caption by Randomness • 3 months ago
Cant wait to shove this up biebers ass
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Caption by dahvie • 3 months ago
Even though cancer rates skyrocketed, the radiation was not all bad.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
God, i hate buying presents for bachelorette parties.....
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Caption by racketo • 3 months ago
I have to hurry! We must not keep the gaga waiting!
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Caption by Tapout71 • 3 months ago
Anything i'd say here would just be corny
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Caption by phreakiphred • 4 months ago
Hope i can cram this thing up my cunt!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Screw corn flakes, i am getting my carbs the old fashion way.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Good thing i convinced my husband to try one serving of vegetables today!
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Caption by Windancersong • 4 months ago
I'll cure his cornhole fixation once and for all...
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Caption by Randal • 4 months ago
I better call a plumber after i eat this.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Screw that salesman!
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Caption by sarra • 4 months ago
Last time i take acid before going shopping
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Caption by yoyo • 4 months ago
Hungry!
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Caption by Ben • 4 months ago
You wish you were that big.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Moar corn!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Sh** i forgot to buy batteries for this!
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Caption by aCadEa • 4 months ago
Im going to need more milk then that to wash YOU down. "This Donkey Kong is a genuis!" I told him I was on my period but he was so drunk he didnt care ..... Rube Goldberg tries to commit suicide. The contortionists date ended once she found out how he gets gum off his shoe.