I swear to god jimmy, if you start blowing the wrong bag one more time...
Caption by TheDoctor • 8 weeks ago
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, private!
Caption by Soviet Russia • 13 weeks ago
' nice job! Say, rusty, have you ever..... Been in a turkish prison?'
Caption by deluxe • 22 weeks ago
This is why private pyle ended up being fat and lazy because of his previous run in with the drill sarge!!
Caption by Anonymous • 27 weeks ago
Look you little shit, if you wanna wear your sisters clothes, fine! But your gonna stand right here in the front yard and play this mother fucker and eat haggis everyday until your hair turns red and you can throw a telephone pole farther than me! Got it? ...
Caption by jake • 1 month ago
Take it.. Take it.... Take it!!!!! Taaaaaakkkkeeee iiitttttt !!!!
Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Come on. Open up wider! Open it like you just did when we were in the bathroom stall! Take it all bitch!
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
The government had to enforce breathalysing in the small town of mcduggen, the underage drinking had to be stamped out
Caption by karen • 2 months ago
We have a piper who is down...I repeat...A piper is down.
Caption by Michael Parsley • 3 months ago
Yeah.... Oh yeah!!! Oh yeah!!! Take it all in son. Hey, you wanna hook up later when your dad ain't around? Everyone knows that marines love gay sex with little boyzzzzzz.
Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Sargeant carter was just showing opie the hell with the ''don't ask/don't tell'' bullshit
Caption by warren peace • 3 months ago
I forgot- are you vomiting this up or am i force-feeding it to you?
Caption by The J • 4 months ago
This wouldn't be happening if chuck norris were on his shirt!
Caption by Alexis Eck • 4 months ago
Bruce lee?! How many times do i have to tell you it's jackie chan?!
Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Damn it i want amazing grace and you're giving me half-assed grace...Fall down and give me 20.
Caption by G • 4 months ago
You love big black things being shoved down your throat boy! Suck it bitch!
Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Gunnery sergent collins saves an iraqi child from being sucked to death by another terrorist ied.
Caption by Matt • 4 months ago





