'n this is my 9mm'
sarkozy: '9mm?? Bt its so small!
obama : mofaka dat aint no 9mm!!
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
And for getting gay marriage legalized fred and i want to share some of our honey moon pictures with you.
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
And here picture of gingrich ,paul, romney, santorum in bed together!
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I know it doesn't fit but i'm telling you. . . I stole this jacket from silvio!!!
(berlusconi-italy's prime minister)
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
That's where you hide yours? Awesome, can't believe it's that small though.
Caption by Tim • 3 months ago
This button ...Attack iran. This...Nuke russia. This button...Fake phone call so he doesn't have to listen to michelle all day
Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
-dvds!? Tooh, seex dollar!
-doo you havy one wiv dat hot babe - wotz her name... Carla bruni!??
Caption by hyperhans • 3 months ago
This is all the scar that remains when you lose your principals.But the rewards are huge!And trust me, no one will even know a thing!
Caption by Windancersong • 4 months ago
It's soo small!!!! Seriously look at that thing!!!!
Caption by MY DICK IS BIGGER TH • 4 months ago
Obama: michelle wouldn't be satisfied with that. Apparently it's good enough for you white folk. No wonder you have low expectations.
Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Sarkozy: you've chained your prince albert to your nipple! *Twang*
medvedev: ooo, yeah big boy, that feels sooo goood!
obama: fuck! It's bigger than mine.
Caption by Anon • 4 months ago
It's a nubin. "A what?" A nubin! See, just rub it a little bit and some milk will come. "Hey hey, magnifique! What are you doing after dinner?"
Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
"i can sell you the 'obama one-term commemorative wrist watch' at the secret service discount rate of... " Oh, hello, mr. President...."
Caption by racketo • 4 months ago





