I told him i was on my period but he was so drunk he didnt care .....
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"... And later in the news, a fishy love triangle leads to a tragic murder-suicide on fulton street. One victim was a sturgeon from the upper west side."
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Caption by LJ • 4 weeks ago
I made love to you so hard, your penis bleed
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Caption by fear • 9 weeks ago
Not tonight, honey. I have a haddock.
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Caption by Brian of Nazareth • 9 weeks ago
I knew she was a cold fish!
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Caption by Amityville Darkgodde • 13 weeks ago
In america, traitor sleep with fishes. In soviet russia, fish sleep with traitor.
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Caption by Soviet Russia • 13 weeks ago
You can pull a fish from water, and you can make him spoon with you.
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Caption by Anonymous • 15 weeks ago
5 months out to sea todd got really lonely.
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Caption by Anonymous • 15 weeks ago
There's something fishy about this relationship....
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Caption by Anonymous • 20 weeks ago
Thanks a lot stupid now were both dead
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Caption by Anonymous • 23 weeks ago
After his girlfriend broke up with him, jerry's parent told him, "there's plenty of fish in the sea." They were right.
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Caption by Korey • 25 weeks ago
Love has many faces
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Caption by John Patrick • 25 weeks ago
Caught having a fling with colleague at work.
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Caption by Anonymous • 28 weeks ago
Not tonight i have a haddock
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Caption by Horatio Cummerband I • 1 month ago
I dont care if it smells like your wife, put it in the damn freezer!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
What happens on the boat, stays on the boat.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Ahhh, john west isn't the best
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Caption by karen • 1 month ago
Life makes no sense when fish are gay!
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Caption by I'mnotfunny • 1 month ago
We all knew travis drank like a fish, but this?!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Giving new meaning to : largemouth bass
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Caption by woah • 2 months ago
That's what no sleep on a sea boat does to ya. Fair warning
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Man- how was your first time? fish- i didnt know there would be that much blood...
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Caption by D Cox • 2 months ago
Blind man wakes up with bad breath and finds it wasn't a whore house after all.
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Caption by Michael Keller • 2 months ago
Al capone:i don't think this is what i mean, when i told you he should sleep with the fishes.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
It always hurts the first time you do it.
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Caption by DodoBaggins • 2 months ago
Hangover 3
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I told him i was on my period but he was so drunk he didn't care .....
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
In a drunk rampage the man put on a fishing suit and screwed a fishs guts out.
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Caption by Jack Pfeiffer (Jrick • 2 months ago
It get's really lonely out here on the fishing boat for months at a time.
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Caption by Char • 3 months ago
Moments later, ed learned that his experience on girls gone wild was just a dream....
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Caption by claimdude • 3 months ago
Everyone remembers their first time
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Caption by Dusty • 3 months ago
And thus concludes the tale of romeo and juliet
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Hey baby... How about a little cod tongue...
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
When you said you were a pisces i thought........
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Caption by phreakiphred • 4 months ago
Somebody likes strangling...
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Caption by The J • 4 months ago
He's sleeping with the fishes....
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
If anyone asks...It was consensual
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Caption by anonymous • 4 months ago
I told you...You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!!!! Hahahhahahahahaha
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Caption by racketo • 4 months ago
Yeah, gil got tanked again last night.
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Caption by Randal Flag • 4 months ago
Mmmmm... Your pussy smells soooo good momma.
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Caption by Fuck you faggot • 4 months ago
No one steals his dinner
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Caption by shok • 4 months ago
Headline: man murders fish, after catching crabs.
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Caption by Buckanears • 4 months ago
Black out in the sewer (like a boss) meet a giant fish (like a boss) fuck it's brains out (like a boss)
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
After blowing several hot loads of jizz into a fish, gary felt tired.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
As dawn broke at the end of a wild stag night, his best mates popped the groom on the nearest trawler, took this photo with his phone and sent it to his fiance.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Freddy the fish died today, after an unexpected human allergy!
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Caption by Gaz • 5 months ago
Whenever tommy wakes up, he will remember why his date was a cold fish.
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Caption by Criz • 5 months ago
Gayfish!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Double k.O.!
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Caption by mr f • 5 months ago
Till death do us part
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Caption by SHOK • 5 months ago
Will you still wuv me in the morning?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Zzzz.... Yeah i love you paris... Zzzz...
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Caption by Ralex • 5 months ago
Luca brasi sleeps with the fishes. Literally.
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Caption by Elharto • 5 months ago
MmmM Im about to do to you what I did to napster. This spill has effected me tremendously in a very personal way. As many of you know, my wife Helen, is a brown pelican... Lamb smuggling has become a big problem on the prairie as of late. She took "I would let you ride on my balls all the way to the city" the wrong way "I dont know who you are. I dont know what you want. If you are looking for a ransom, I can tell you I dont have money. But what I DO have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills for that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my girl go now, thatll be the end of it. But if you dont, I will look for you. I WILL find you. And I will kill you." "Good luck"...