Look abdul, if you're going to dress like that,open sesame is not going to work with me.
Caption by karen • 6 weeks ago
Now i can go as santa, or jester or shiek, but the cat has to pick his own costume.
Caption by Char • 23 weeks ago
-your stench. -Oh, it's the fan....-What was that?....-It was the cat, i swear it...
Caption by bob smith • 24 weeks ago
"arabian nights. Like arabian days. More often than not, are hotter than hot. In a lot of good ways." Abby lee from dance moms, "one more time from the top or we'll never make it to broadway!"
Caption by KuKLuxKLAN • 28 weeks ago
Akmar was so close in his redition to the remake of ''jesus christ superstar''. He had his biggest 'fan' but was over the top with the 'tit'-illating chest knockers so he just "pussed-out''
Caption by Warren Peace • 30 weeks ago
"george, going as the iron sheik in the nativity scene with a bald cat - isn't my idea of christmas."
Caption by Randomness • 1 month ago
Erma struggles to tell vanya what whe thinks of his new concept for fiddler on the roof
Caption by john • 2 months ago
Interviewer: now tell me again, why do you have more hair than your cat?
Caption by Bryan • 2 months ago
Tell me again, from the start... Why do you have a towel on your head?
Caption by Andre • 3 months ago
It was get 2 nipples pierced and get a free hairless cat day... Id be an idiot if i didn't do it.
Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
"jesus christ randy! Three rum n cokes and you're f-ing s--tfaced!"
Caption by Shockeye • 3 months ago
