Im gonna start feeding you cat chow brand instead of nine lives, you lazy bastard.
Caption by Anonymous • 2 days ago
If human can tame loin, god can tame and ask all your problems to get away and get on their knees... The lord is the lion of judah that can not be tamed
Caption by Iheanacho Chinweze C • 15 weeks ago
Nobody has the heart to tell blind, old mr. Jenkins about his seeing dog.
Caption by Anonymous • 27 weeks ago
"can't wait to get you home and spread some peanut butter where my penis used to be!"
Caption by SolRaberGood • 28 weeks ago
C'mon terry, i don't want us to be late for the detroit lions mascot tryouts.
Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Never heard of a dog? ...Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
Caption by jody24 • 2 months ago
Now remember, as soon as we get home it's the fat cow on the sofa.
Caption by karen • 2 months ago
The lion the witch and the weirdo... In a theater near you soon!
Caption by Candie Barron • 2 months ago
Pussy on a leash-what a concept-every man should have one.....Or more.
Caption by WARREN PEACE • 3 months ago
"now, stand! Ahhhh, gewd job, homeless-dude! You are sooo gewd! Yes, you are! Now, lick my nuts!"
Caption by bigbadbad • 3 months ago
Go on, honk your horn, motherfucker - i dare you. Honk your fucking horn!
Caption by Mr Jumpshoe • 4 months ago
When you said come for a walk in the concrete jungle, this wasn't what i had in mind. I'm on strike!
Caption by Damo • 4 months ago
There's no way he is getting a lift with that thing around him.
Caption by SHOCKEY • 5 months ago





