...Then it came out of the water like "bwaaaaak!'' And i was like "oh shit!''....
Caption by Anonymous • 5 weeks ago
So what if i came in the swallows mouth ... Doesn't he act like he enjoyed it?
Caption by rochelle day smith • 12 weeks ago
Oil, schmoil.... Bp promised me this is the only bird to be affected. We don't need no steenkin' regulations. Drill baby drill!"
Caption by racketo • 2 months ago
And furthermore, senator, i have a compromising picture of your wife!
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Have you heard? Have you heard the word?
bird, bird, bird, bird is the word!
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
This is my pet "gobbler' if anyone has seen him please (sob!) Call me!
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Pelicans spread bird herpes because they can give mad deep throat.
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Look at the beak, look at his mouth. Look at the beak, look at his mouth. Look at the beak, look at his mouth.
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I'm gonna blow a hot load of jizz down this bird's throat and then you're gonna snowball it.
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
As u can see mr. Scalise is busy in the gulf .. I came here as his representative
Caption by chandra kanth • 2 months ago
I wanna say one thing to the american people, i want you to listen to me, i'm gonna say this again: i did not have sexual relations with that bird
Caption by Ralex • 2 months ago
Chocolate rain... Some stay dry and others feel the pain....Chocolate rain
Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
This spill has effected me tremendously in a very personal way. As many of you know, my wife helen, is a brown pelican...
Caption by Adam • 3 months ago





