"little fuckers aint gonna touch my petunias no more!"
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"i am a well regulated militia."
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Caption by Racketo • 5 weeks ago
Maam, you do realize that war ended like 35 years ago right?
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Caption by Isaac • 5 weeks ago
Step away or i swear i will blow your puny little ass off
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Caption by Anonymous • 9 weeks ago
Little fucker aint gonna touch my petunias no more!
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Caption by Mariah • 22 weeks ago
Eat red, muvverfwucker
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Caption by deluxe • 22 weeks ago
Go ahead bitch, say something stupid. I'll blow your motherfucking head off
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Caption by Anonymous • 24 weeks ago
Its the money or your rife
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Give me your tie or you die!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Ok ok, i buy egg roll now * ok ok i pay now
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Caption by t • 1 month ago
We see you are determined to not get carjacked anymore.
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Caption by DlyciousMusic • 2 months ago
They see me cycling , they hating , patrolling and try'na catch me cycling dirty ,...
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Now sir, can you explain to me why you look like an elderly grandmother?
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Caption by Alexis • 2 months ago
Does life imitate art...? Who's really "shooting the news"?
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Caption by Green Goddess • 2 months ago
Whats wrong with my hat? Are you the fashion police?
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Caption by karen • 2 months ago
Do you like the way they have paved the ho chi mhin trail?
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Caption by cdog • 2 months ago
Do you really think someone wants your stupid bike?
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
News guy: oh, look theres someone to interview over...Um...Hi? randomer: youdontknownuffinnohow!
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Caption by Ohai. • 3 months ago
Gta 5
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Gimme ya cash bub!
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
I don't like being interviewed by turds
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Reporter: so why do you have that dangerous weapon that could harm anyone? lady: caz little fucks keep taking my fried rice!
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Caption by Joel • 3 months ago
Back off young man, this nans got balls big another to use this thing
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Caption by deadfunny • 3 months ago
Say hewo.. To my rirrow frien...
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Okay...You don't have to go to a retirement home!
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Caption by Eli $exy Mane • 4 months ago
This is an example of how citizens in some countries feel about their lamestream media.
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Caption by McLaughlin • 4 months ago
"my daughter told me it would be a good idea to carry around a weapon for security."
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
"where did you get that lovely hat?"
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Get the fuck away you stinky cockaroach.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Yeah that's just a toy.
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Caption by vicky • 4 months ago
Herro zer! May i ask what cariber is the gun you're hording?
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
So i point the gun at him and i say "fuck you g.I.! You die!"
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Caption by Tex • 5 months ago
The bike or ill slap you with this damn mic. Microphones scary as ____
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Ro ahead an ask me wan moe stupid question!
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Caption by Criz • 5 months ago
"back off or you'll find out how i got this meat in my bike basket."
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Caption by Anna • 5 months ago
In soviet russia... Wait this is japan!
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Caption by Oreo • 5 months ago
"here we are with the winner of the 100 km bicycle race..."
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Nice... Did you get that at walmart?
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Caption by Gene • 5 months ago
Notanotherword.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"little fuckers ain't gonna touch my petunias no more!"
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Back in my days, the reporter never ask so many questions!
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Caption by Diator • 5 months ago
"get that atrocious microphone out of my face before i shoot you and that ugly ass tie of yours!"
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Caption by John • 5 months ago
Back the f*** off i said
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Gimme your gun or ill stab you with this microphone!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Bitch what kinda tie is that.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I said no more questions!!!!!!!!!!!
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Caption by Anon • 5 months ago
No, i'm going to ask you a question...
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Caption by Adam • 5 months ago
This is my boom stick!
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Caption by Travis • 5 months ago
Get on your hands and knees and tell me you want it
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Back away from the bike, motherfucker!
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Caption by Roach • 5 months ago
After witnessing my mother evaporate in hiroshima, i always carry this for my protection.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Granny take out for a walk her uzi.
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Caption by PP • 5 months ago
Halloween in japan.
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Caption by Plok • 5 months ago
"I SAID the hat looks fine. Now let go of my head, please.? So in this scene Mijo, youre on bottom as Esse is doing you doggy style while Juan and little Ricky 69 on the floor beneath you. Paco, you walk in, feign surprise then begin teabagging Mijo.... Throwthebalthrowtheballthrowtheballis shegonnathrowtheballthrowTHEBALL! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! S...S....Hahaha... Sarah *breath* Hahahah... Palin?! Hahahahahaha!!!