I am cornholioooooooooo!!!!!!
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You betta hide ya eggs, hide ya hens, and hide ya roosters, cuz they rapin errybody out here
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Caption by Dawson • 8 weeks ago
Hey mom look i'm on tv!
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Caption by Cheyenne Rowden • 23 weeks ago
I'll tell you all a real funny jokes...Honestly its a hoot
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Caption by barry brady • 25 weeks ago
I'm mike jones... Who... Mike jones... Who?
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Caption by Anonymous • 29 weeks ago
"well, after years of targeting public transportation, i am proud to say i have been chosen to be the spokesowl for hooters restaurants."
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
That was a good question....You stumped me on that one.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Too stressed out to talk about it. Ask her. She talks all the time. Never-ending-talking-bitch.
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Caption by Pollux P • 2 months ago
I agree, son. The question we should ask ourselves is this: shall we withstand or could we think outside the box? There is much to be understood and to be learned, our country should not ignore the fact that... wait, i´m sorry, i have to answer my cell phone, important call. Phill, right over there, on your shoulder, will answer further questions......
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Caption by Pollux P • 2 months ago
Man she doean't hoot back anymore i mean we use to be so in love hooting all night long........ Sorry im getting emotional
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I am cormholioooo! I peepee from my bun hole!!
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Caption by Melanie • 2 months ago
No! I'm not good as good at hawking products as stephen
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Caption by Michael Keller • 2 months ago
You have something to say meester hawk. Then shut fuck up. That will be ni niny fi
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Don't u talk 2 me that way, owl.
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Caption by some one you dont kn • 2 months ago
Whats your viewpoint on the current economic crisis?
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Hoo ur and idiot hoo
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Like hes going to say anything but hoo
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Who are you, who, who- who, who.
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Caption by cdog • 2 months ago
"if you ever want to see you sister again, youre gonna tell me where he is!" "who?" "bitch im not playing with you!"
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Tmz in the wild kingdom
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Caption by Bob Smith • 3 months ago
Piss off u turd!
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
"fourscore and seven years ago..."
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Caption by Dan • 3 months ago
Zookeeper: so why did you fuck this owl so hard you broke her! owl: id just like to say it was good!!! Mother fuckers!!!
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Caption by Joel • 3 months ago
You're species is far too ignorant and hateful to dominate this planet. By this time tomorrow the earth shall be under avian rule... (the abuse moderators were sure the tricky math problems would weed you out but you had help didn't you mr. Anonymous)...
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Caption by numbsain • 3 months ago
Ve are da cheeky girlz, you are da cheeky boyz, touch my bam it iz nice...
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Caption by the all mighty one • 3 months ago
When i say "who let the dogs out" then you say "who who who who"...
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
You'll also get one free shamwow with every owl!
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Caption by Scott • 3 months ago
I hate gooks!!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
"i said good day sir!"
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Yeah, i hate the niggers and slant eyes... So sue me. Oh, and captionthis.Org needs a better abuse filter. Rape all niggers!!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
O rly?
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
"wow. Don't you just feel sorry for all the losers that post the same comment over and over again?"
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Caption by Mr Jumpshoe • 4 months ago
Surprised? I didn't think i could talk either.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Owl (frank) 1: " bill, why aren't his eyes as round as mine or yours...Their slanted" asian : ohh hellllll nooooo !!!!! owl 2: shoulder ( bill ) - "frank......Your an idiot "
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Caption by RJ • 4 months ago
Sorry ben... I don't speak chinese.
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Caption by aCadEa • 4 months ago
Owl: i told you not to use my hair dresser! Now we look like fools.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Interviewer: what's your view on this matter? Owl: coo, coo interviewer: you're such a hoot!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"hey you!...Yeah you!... In the blue sweater!...We are coming for those pet mice of you'rs!"
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Caption by Chuckles. • 5 months ago
I said it before and i'll say it again, who gives a hoot!
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Caption by Gene • 5 months ago
You following this camera guy?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"who did you say was on first base?"
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Caption by mr f • 5 months ago
[size=14]o rly?[/Size]
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Caption by O RLY? • 5 months ago
What did you say about my mother?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"i don't hold a grudge about the geico gig. The gekko worked hard to get where he is."
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Caption by Brandon • 5 months ago
I taught him how to do his hair like that you know.
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Caption by Dan • 5 months ago
I am cornholioooooooooo!!!!!!
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Caption by Lyndos • 5 months ago
What you say, bro?
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Caption by Alisson Siqueira • 5 months ago
"well, i start my day off by scowling at children. If you take a look at dr. Sweaters over there, he's doing a pretty good job at that right now."
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Caption by Brandon • 5 months ago
I lost everything to bp's spill
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Caption by corp • 5 months ago
So please tell our audience here what it was like to gulp down 50 mice inside 2 minutes.
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Caption by shokat • 5 months ago
No comments
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Caption by Yuri • 5 months ago
Whoo do you think you are mr. Wong
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"ben, my trainer, masturbates every night."
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"Dont stare at the damn thing for too long because I have a chatroom meeting in a half hour." Damn leaf blower, I should have been using the broom all along .... Quick HIDE!!! Ebony and Ivory Sh** I forgot to buy batteries for this!