" i just finished riding , mr. Jessie james , like a termite in a broom factory ."
Caption by @Nut_Basket • 4 weeks ago
You are a slutty bitch who loves to eat cum out of crack head hookers cunts!!!
Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
"why don't you sniff your hubby's motorcycle seat and then tell me i wasn't on it."
Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
"you bet your lily white ass i can still make out in front of a camera better than you!!"
Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
"you bet your ass i can still make in front of a camera better than you!"
Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
If you tell your father, i'll tell him about your sibling sex tape...
Caption by shniffty • 2 months ago
I warned you that laziness and age would pack on the pounds, you pretentious bitch.
Caption by Sho • 2 months ago
Meryl: "neener neener neener, you're husbands a cheater"
sandra: *sighs*
Caption by Skylar • 2 months ago
"quit pointing that finger at me or this award is going where every producer in hollywood's been, right up your ass!"
Caption by Candie Barron • 3 months ago
Is he 'different'?, 'Cause there's about to be a cat fight, and he's all calm about it ;)
Caption by Bob smith • 3 months ago
Ahaha! You won now you owe me a million dollars give it up sister.
oh shit!
Caption by Joel • 3 months ago
Yeah, well, you ain't got shit on me! 13 academy nominations, 2 wins, bitch! That's a record! I'm the man up in this piece! So go add that to your razzie, ms. James!
Caption by bigbadbad • 3 months ago
Bitch you got a black baby and kicked your husband jesse james out......Your black baby has white parents and still don't have a daddy
Caption by phreakiphred • 4 months ago
I got that pic of you without your make-up. Yeas she's a man!
Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
I know your little secret...Ha ha... You're not miss congeniality are you!!
sandra:no wha-
i knew it..Ha she's a fraud1
Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"....I swear to god i'm going to beat her over the head with this."
Caption by Herp Derp • 5 months ago
You're not only miss congeniality you're always miss congenital warts.
Caption by harris pilton • 5 months ago
I'm not touching you, i'm not touching you, i'm not touching you, i'm still not touching you
Caption by Jason • 5 months ago
Neener neener neeeener! Soooo remember ealier when i said i had a secret and i needed to get it out...Well did you just smell the inside of this award? You're such a winner!
Caption by camille cotton • 5 months ago
Yo sandra, i'm really happy for you, imma let you finish, but avatar was one of the best films of all time. One of the best films of all time!
Caption by Adam • 5 months ago
You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la
Caption by srmoska • 5 months ago





