I was gonna kill bin-laden, but i got high. I couldve become very famous, but i got high. Now the navy seals got him, and i know why! Why man? Yeah-hey! Cuz i got high, cuz i got high, because i got hiiiiiigh, la da da, da, dadada.
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Lets split , robert . The guy over there told me these thngs were anal thermometers !
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Caption by @Nut_Basket • 4 weeks ago
I love how we get paid to smoke opium on taxpayers dollars :)
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Caption by Anonymous • 11 weeks ago
Hookah time
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Caption by Anonymous • 24 weeks ago
i got 5 on it let's go half on a sack.
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Caption by Anonymous • 25 weeks ago
Feeel! Arrghh. I meant feel.
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Caption by Misopogon • 28 weeks ago
I don't get it, sergeant. I fell like i want mcdonald's more!
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Caption by Misopogon • 28 weeks ago
Dear mom, the endless fighting and killing is taking its toll on the platoon. Im just hanging on each day. Oh..... Please send more cookies. Your son, bill clinton.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Duuuude, if this pic hits the net we are so screeewed.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Guns and hookas. Where do i sign up?
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
Well we certainly know one war the marines didn't show up for.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Uh....Dude.....You can stop blowing in it, it's not a flute.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Josh hartnett and anthony michael hall performing a scene from sixteen candles 2: burned out.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Omfg...................... Wtf are we doing way out here maaaan?
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Caption by t • 1 month ago
Mmmm your lips sizzle like a hookah mentor
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Let me play you the song of your people!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Soldier relaxing medicine
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Mmmmmmmmmmm shisha, i wonder why so many people think this is drugs? Its only flavored tabaco
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Dude....I don't feel anything yet. that's because it's just tobacco you dumb ass.
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Caption by kevin • 2 months ago
I was gonna kill bin-laden, but i got high. I could've become very famous, but i got high. Now the navy seals got him, and i know why! Why man? Yeah-hey! Cuz i got high, cuz i got high, because i got hiiiiiigh, la da da, da, dadada.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
That's not a hookah, sir...
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Caption by Bob smith • 3 months ago
Wtf is the army dude doing with a air hose in his mouth?!
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
"...And, and, like, i'm a peaceful person and,...I mean, i'm all up in peace, you know, but these, these fuckers-" "dude, shut the fuck up. That dude over there just turned into a camel."
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Caption by bigbadbad • 3 months ago
Arabic karaoke rules!!!
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Caption by mike parsley • 4 months ago
Hookah nazi - "no hookah for you!!!"
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
In the army, we learn to suck it up.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
And thats why you cant join the military if you have asthma
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Caption by anon • 4 months ago
Sarge, you sure this is the way to call in a mosque strike?
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
No wonder these guys have never surrendered to a superpower in history.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
These canned farts taste like shit!
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Caption by aCadEa • 4 months ago
You should suck my cock like that later bro!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"o.K., Dude....Next time we don't burn the poppy plants..... Farmers gotta making a livin' too!"
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Caption by racketo • 5 months ago
Heh heh heh... Just like siphoning gas out of the gas tank....Yuk yuk yuk!
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Caption by gene • 5 months ago
Come on billy-bob - let's show them how we blow things up!
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Caption by TheVeryBfg • 5 months ago
You got perty lips francis
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Caption by m3rk • 5 months ago
Dude .....Wheres my car ?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Worst snake charmers ever
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Caption by SKiD • 5 months ago
"this is good stuff. I got it from a negro. You're probably so high already you don't even know it."
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Caption by John • 5 months ago
**guy in corner watching** wait for it...Waaiiit for iiiiit...Booyah hallucination time starts! I love this part pftahahaha
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Caption by camille cotton • 5 months ago
Wait wait wait! 'This one goes in your mouth, that one goes in your butt.'
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Soldier without glasses: "mm yeah work that pipe"
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Caption by mrsbigglesworth • 5 months ago
You do realise thats an anul thermometor?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"oh yeah. Suck it like you mean it!"
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Caption by Eric • 5 months ago
I am going to shoot you in the face after this.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I have been waiting 6 years to smoke this right
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Tastes like the chronic...But it ain't!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"what we have in america is better."
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
This is how Chuck Norris shaves The laziest hostage situation ever. Ive got him, now grab his wallet! damn that thing is huge!! Forget the caption, look at those huge boobs!!!!