This is how small the opening needs to be so my cock wont fall in.
Caption by Anonymous • 24 weeks ago
Dr kazakee tests his robot fellatio machine for the first time
Caption by Anonymous • 25 weeks ago
Suddenly the robot could not take anymore of his crap,he grabbed his tongue,only then did the idiot shutup
Caption by karen • 2 months ago
"our calculations say: you have a blowjob success rate of 99%"
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I told you to shut up or i'd sew your lips shut! Not so funny now is it?
Caption by Candie Barron • 3 months ago
If this takes too long i'm out of here, i gotta lay my girlfriend before my wife gets home
Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Mr. Zulu fed up with starfleet's bullshit decided to go out taking the klingon crack rather than the romulon kool-aid
Caption by Warren Peace • 3 months ago
New japanese pez sushi dispenser... But wait ~ act now and we'll send you a pocket cup, too... Just pay the separate shipping
Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
No sir i am sorry but this machine is actually for cleaning your colon! Tic tac sir?
Caption by shanks00001 • 4 months ago
*robot* wait! I'll get that for you--wtf is that!
*dude* uhhhh, whoops
Caption by Chuckles. • 5 months ago
Tax dollars @ work =/...After done please carefully take restraints off husband and commence to placeing leash on neck and walk. Take him for a poop but be sure to have your pooper scooper handy as this can be a messy process. Repeat next day and so forth. *Title- "when your cooking sux and he refuses to eat"*...
Caption by camille cotton • 5 months ago
The most popular attraction at shanghai expo 2010: the stephen hawking simulator
Caption by buster • 5 months ago





