See up and down like this jane, and dont forget to cup the balls.
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Remember amanda. The difference between pink and purple is the grip.
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Caption by Kevin • 3 days ago
No ,you can't play with it,it's not a toy !
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Caption by karen • 3 weeks ago
Thats not the "fun with dick and jane" book i remember from school
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Caption by Hunnybuns • 6 weeks ago
"if you ever see something that looks like this, tell them mommy's inside waiting,okay hon?"
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Caption by Candie Barron • 9 weeks ago
And this is the over hand grip.
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Caption by kevin • 10 weeks ago
Some of the people who captioned this photo are idiots.
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Caption by Anonymous • 18 weeks ago
I don't have a bananna, so this will have to do. But you will get the idea.
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Caption by Char • 20 weeks ago
...Then you spread your ass cheeks apart and slide it in. When your daddy blows his hot load o' chode in your dooker, you'll have a baby.
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Caption by Anonymous • 25 weeks ago
Now remember jane...Only ones this color!!
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Caption by Tyler • 27 weeks ago
Loraina bobbit ...Age 5
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
A proper education begins at home.
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Caption by Randal Flagg • 2 months ago
Now this is how you make a man say yes to anything...
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Caption by mehmeh • 2 months ago
I guess you aren't ever going to get laid... So...
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
You should have paid attention in math class. Now i have to stick this in your asshole.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
So, now you suck it:)
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Caption by woah. your small • 2 months ago
Little girls with nigger hair get these shoved into their cunts.
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Caption by Your Mom • 2 months ago
And this concludes my teaching career. Thank you, goodnight.
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Caption by Mr Jumpshoe • 2 months ago
Now show the jury where the bad man put his pee pee.
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Caption by Tim lover • 2 months ago
Good practice
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Caption by vicky • 2 months ago
I'm going to put this entire thing up your cunt
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
"...And if you are a really good girl, some day you'll get quite a few of these when you grow up!"
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Caption by racketo • 2 months ago
Cup the balls, work the shaft
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Caption by Me • 2 months ago
Now, i want you to stick this in your butt...
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
If you eversee something this big coming at you...Run!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I don't think that sculpting is your forte, sweety...Now let me show you some nice finger paints...
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Caption by knightofchivalry • 2 months ago
Now if you don't quit lying, its just going to get bigger
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Caption by Joetaff • 2 months ago
This is is the baby making machine
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Caption by frith • 2 months ago
I dont think that your doing it right mom
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Caption by oreo • 2 months ago
Here sweetie... Take it with a good grasp!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Oh no it broke... Let me fix it...
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
"no, that's mommy's uh . . . Back scratcher, yea."
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Caption by Brandon • 3 months ago
Somebody call child services now.
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Caption by Hasherr • 3 months ago
I'll show you how it works later.....
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
You aren't cool because of your glasses, but show johnny this and he and all his friends will like you.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
And this is how u make it hard
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
And then you stroke it like this....
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Caption by RYNO • 3 months ago
My mother gave me this when i was about your age.
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Caption by Tippy Goes Live! • 3 months ago
Here, play with daddy while i shop.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Lorena bobbit gets a teaching job.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
And... This is how you hold it...Now, practice it for a while and i will let you have the real thing....
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Caption by Ho Ho Ho • 3 months ago
I think the teletubby learned the lesson
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Silly kid, cornrow is for blacks only.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
See up and down like this jane, and don't forget to cup the balls.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Mr. Whiskers had become the first cat to learn mind control. Humanity was surely doomed... Your argument is invalid Super Mario encountered an unexpected obstacle as he exited the pipe. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom auto pilot