See up and down like this jane, and dont forget to cup the balls.
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Best school ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 weeks ago
Forever alone prevention.
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Caption by Anonymous • 6 weeks ago
And this makes pinocchio feel good?
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Caption by random • 11 weeks ago
They come in many shapes, sizes, and colors but the larger ones are usually black in color....
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Caption by ego229 • 12 weeks ago
Put this fucker in your cunt you nigger haired bitch!
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Caption by John • 13 weeks ago
Okay baby now that we are the minority (can't even elect a president), let mommy show you how to get this dough...
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Caption by most high • 20 weeks ago
See up and down like this sweetie. Dont forget to cup the balls!
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Caption by Mariah • 21 weeks ago
"now sweetie you just rub up and down then suck got it" "sure but......Ohhh so addicting"
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Caption by Anonymous • 23 weeks ago
Mrs. Spencer, what are you doing to big bird?
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Caption by Anonymous • 24 weeks ago
It's a little-known historical fact that george washington's false teeth weren't the only thing made of wood.
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Caption by John Patrick • 24 weeks ago
You took mummy's special toy to show & tell !1
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Caption by IAN.H • 25 weeks ago
You're doing it wrong honey!
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Caption by Damian • 25 weeks ago
...And then you stroke it
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
"how did you get a fucking sword stuck in your leg?"
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Caption by jake • 1 month ago
Ok linda, this.......*Heavy breathing*...........Is...........*Even heavier breathing*............How......................*Mu ch heavier breathing*...........................We........... ..........Churn..........................Butter!!! !(While screaming)....
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Woman: i have to get out of here and find a manwhore. girl: i have to get out of here and find pastor bob.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Ok. Now this is a penis. You'll be full of them in a few years when you get to high school.
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Caption by The Russia • 2 months ago
No honey, that's mommy's lincoln log.
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Caption by Buzzard • 2 months ago
Now, honey, i know this just looks like a block of wood to you now, but this class session will come in real handy when you are older
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Caption by Alexis • 2 months ago
Pinnochio always wanted to be a real boy..... Tonight, he becomes a real man!
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Caption by Future.T • 2 months ago
Im not even touching this one......... Oh wait, i just realised that is a caption.
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Caption by Future.T • 2 months ago
Remember amanda. The difference between pink and purple is the grip.
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Caption by Kevin • 2 months ago
No ,you can't play with it,it's not a toy !
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Caption by karen • 2 months ago
Thats not the "fun with dick and jane" book i remember from school
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Caption by Hunnybuns • 2 months ago
"if you ever see something that looks like this, tell them mommy's inside waiting,okay hon?"
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Caption by Candie Barron • 3 months ago
And this is the over hand grip.
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Caption by kevin • 3 months ago
Some of the people who captioned this photo are idiots.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
I don't have a bananna, so this will have to do. But you will get the idea.
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Caption by Char • 3 months ago
...Then you spread your ass cheeks apart and slide it in. When your daddy blows his hot load o' chode in your dooker, you'll have a baby.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Now remember jane...Only ones this color!!
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Caption by Tyler • 3 months ago
Loraina bobbit ...Age 5
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
A proper education begins at home.
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Caption by Randal Flagg • 4 months ago
Now this is how you make a man say yes to anything...
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Caption by mehmeh • 4 months ago
I guess you aren't ever going to get laid... So...
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
You should have paid attention in math class. Now i have to stick this in your asshole.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
So, now you suck it:)
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Caption by woah. your small • 4 months ago
Little girls with nigger hair get these shoved into their cunts.
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Caption by Your Mom • 4 months ago
And this concludes my teaching career. Thank you, goodnight.
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Caption by Mr Jumpshoe • 4 months ago
Now show the jury where the bad man put his pee pee.
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Caption by Tim lover • 4 months ago
Good practice
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Caption by vicky • 4 months ago
I'm going to put this entire thing up your cunt
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
"...And if you are a really good girl, some day you'll get quite a few of these when you grow up!"
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Caption by racketo • 5 months ago
Cup the balls, work the shaft
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Caption by Me • 5 months ago
Now, i want you to stick this in your butt...
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
If you eversee something this big coming at you...Run!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I don't think that sculpting is your forte, sweety...Now let me show you some nice finger paints...
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Caption by knightofchivalry • 5 months ago
Now if you don't quit lying, its just going to get bigger
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Caption by Joetaff • 5 months ago
This is is the baby making machine
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Caption by frith • 5 months ago
I dont think that your doing it right mom
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Caption by oreo • 5 months ago
Here sweetie... Take it with a good grasp!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Oh no it broke... Let me fix it...
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"no, that's mommy's uh . . . Back scratcher, yea."
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Caption by Brandon • 5 months ago
Somebody call child services now.
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Caption by Hasherr • 5 months ago
I'll show you how it works later.....
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
You aren't cool because of your glasses, but show johnny this and he and all his friends will like you.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
And this is how u make it hard
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
And then you stroke it like this....
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Caption by RYNO • 5 months ago
My mother gave me this when i was about your age.
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Caption by Tippy Goes Live! • 5 months ago
Here, play with daddy while i shop.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Lorena bobbit gets a teaching job.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
And... This is how you hold it...Now, practice it for a while and i will let you have the real thing....
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Caption by Ho Ho Ho • 5 months ago
I think the teletubby learned the lesson
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Silly kid, cornrow is for blacks only.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
See up and down like this jane, and don't forget to cup the balls.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
So in this scene Mijo, youre on bottom as Esse is doing you doggy style while Juan and little Ricky 69 on the floor beneath you. Paco, you walk in, feign surprise then begin teabagging Mijo.... Throwthebalthrowtheballthrowtheballis shegonnathrowtheballthrowTHEBALL! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! S...S....Hahaha... Sarah *breath* Hahahah... Palin?! Hahahahahaha!!! MOM??!!????