Gary oldman shows otto the curious otter his wikipedia entry on otters....
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'...You say you want power of attorney, son?' ' ..That's right, dad. You've turned into an otter. Just sign here.'
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Caption by deluxe • 22 weeks ago
No, youre off by three feet
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Caption by Anonymous • 24 weeks ago
This idiot has never built a dam in his life...
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Caption by Colin • 24 weeks ago
Leave it to beaver nothin! Now i will say this one more time. The census bureau requires you to check off whether your a democrat or republican.
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
So whats it gonna be? Pay for protection or end up like your pal here on the endagered species list
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
After a year of trying there was simply no one left in town to sell amway to.
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
I'm gonna need to see a permit for this dam.
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
Stanley otter, this is your life
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Caption by karen • 1 month ago
Otter... Tell me your secrets
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Naw bruh i said 4, 4 of dem light posts need to go up by my bridge! Dat dont look right!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
So u mean to tell me that if i sign here i can save tons of money by switching my car insurance to geico?
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Caption by redbird • 1 month ago
Designing the otterbox
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Caption by Skyler Cowley • 1 month ago
"......F, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, o cwap, i can't remember da west."
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
No no it was a left before the prison fence!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Dear dairy, my wife let me play with her beaver today
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Caption by Michael Keller • 2 months ago
You were drawing furry porn this whole time??
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
"i like the way you think, human. Snipers on all roof will do nicely. Now lets see those damn raccoons stroll through here again."
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Man "ok mr. Otterly, i want you to look at the layout. This is where the river to your new home will go."
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Caption by Wurdswurth • 2 months ago
Yes, yess! This is a good plan!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
"look it's nothing personal i'm just saying your plot is a little thin and the second act is heavy handed. Maybe if you work with the sub text your protagonist might be more relatable. But hey, what do i know? I'm a friggin' beaver dude"
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Caption by Boogy Shooz • 2 months ago
Yes, you can put it on record. My cousin phil asked me to stand in for him. There's my shadow, so i guess it's six more weeks of winter!
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Caption by Green Goddess • 2 months ago
So its settled, we attack the beavers at midnight
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Caption by brent • 2 months ago
David writes beatrix otter's biography
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
"omg...No way?......Then what happened??? Tell me now i need to know!!!"
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
No, i'm not kidding, that's what otters do.
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Caption by Kevin • 3 months ago
Watership down foo!
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Caption by Bob Smith • 3 months ago
What??? A book about me? I'll be damned. My mom otter be proud of me now.
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Caption by Smoke • 3 months ago
Will you sign my yearbook? I don't have many human friends.
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Caption by Char • 3 months ago
Dude, you are a terrible artist. I have never seen such fake looking titties, and what is with all of the pouches?
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Caption by Michael Parsley • 3 months ago
Here are some tiles that would look great around your pound....
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Caption by ram • 3 months ago
Look,a deals a deal!Ya still owe me from last time.If you want more tourists ya gonna have to pay up fella!
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Caption by Windancersong • 4 months ago
Do you live here year 'round? I don't care if you don't believe in the census, i was told to count everyone!
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Caption by racketo • 4 months ago
Yeah...Well i think i made a wrong turn around here..
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Now if you'll just sign here your rights to the river entrance will be made official
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
I swear! Hands down, i'm the auteur!
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Caption by TedStale • 4 months ago
...And this is a nigger. Everyone hates niggers... And jews.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Gary oldman shows otto the curious otter his wikipedia entry on otters....
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
And this is what you are going to look like after i cook you.
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Caption by Gaz • 5 months ago
So you see, that's how the de brogile wave-length works on macroscopic scales.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I told you if i caught you building a dam here again i would fine your ass, and what do you? You come right back here and build one anyways. Now your ass is grass, and i'm the farmer driving the government issued tractor.
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Caption by S. Mudd • 5 months ago
...And that was the first time i got herpes.
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Caption by Philip J. Fry • 5 months ago
U designed the whole brigde by yourself....Hmm nice..!!!
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Caption by Vz • 5 months ago
"no no no...He was a little taller, with a cut on his right cheek."
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Caption by Ops Marine • 5 months ago
This isn't really your first time playing tic-tac-toe, is it?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Otter : if we plant the bomb here it will also blowup the gas line which will in turn blow up the entire world muhahahhahaahhaah man : wtf otter gtfo you fail!!!!
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Caption by John • 5 months ago
"i say mr. Bateman, that does not look at all like me."
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Caption by buster • 5 months ago
Yes, that's your mommy. Why yes, that's your grandma. They all loved you before you were taken into this zoo.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
And that's how babies are made!
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Caption by Ghost • 5 months ago
Ummm... Ok so we take a left on water st., Then a right at the stop lights, right?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
What do you know? You're an otter.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
See, if we dig here, we'll hit the watershed...
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
R2D2 has fallen on hard times .... Level 100 train conductor this is bob. bob is my bug. i love bob. bob ate my baby sister. bad bob. 2 GUYS ONE MUSKET A little to the left. Beautiful.