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Barry was still breast feeding in his fortys, martha didnt really notice him feeding anymore
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Caption by Anonymous • 25 weeks ago
He's under the belief that he's an ostrich.
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Caption by Anonymous • 28 weeks ago
Got milk?
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Caption by Isaac • 1 month ago
I like my milk from the tap.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
"darling...........My lip is caught."
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
"the neurosurgeon messed up and now brett thinks he's an ostrich."
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
"he does this when he gets scared."
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I love a man that's not afraid to show his true feelings.....
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Caption by Nick • 2 months ago
My wife! She just walked in!
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
"and then jan said-" "umm what's he doing..?" " Well what ever could you mean?"
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Isn't this place great? Have lunch while you have you breast exam.
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
"this new hat makes bending over quite difficult."
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Caption by Dodobaggins • 2 months ago
Ok .... Now shake um .....
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Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I want biity now.
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Caption by Leviathan404 • 2 months ago
Waiter,theres a man in my bra
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Caption by karen • 2 months ago
"i know i should have stopped breast feeding long ago, but he throws a fit with out tit".
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Caption by Candie Barron • 3 months ago
I have to get rid of this film camera!
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Oh crap its my boss! Hide me!
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Caption by Joel • 3 months ago
This a huge improvement margaret, a month ago he was humping my leg.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Anna's husband harold, known for his problems with addictions, was weening himself off of caffeine, but still had issues with the cream
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Caption by warren peace • 3 months ago
Your husband is quite a friendly one, isn't he?
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Caption by martin • 3 months ago
Ed still didn't realize it, but sally could see that there was a design flaw in the company's new blow-up doll
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Caption by claimdude • 3 months ago
Heeeelllllloooooooooooooo!!!
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Caption by Randomness • 3 months ago
Fancy a titbit before the maincourse
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Caption by Barry Brady • 3 months ago
Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifff!
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Caption by the all mighty one • 3 months ago
I'll have a motorboat for an appetizer....
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Caption by Dusty • 3 months ago
Yes ma'am. I'll get that cream right out for you.
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Caption by Scott • 3 months ago
You gotta hand it to peta, we get our fresh milk the fun way now...
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
I could have sworn i dropped somrthing down there... Oh wait i found it....
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
I'll have what he's having!!!
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Caption by Alexis • 4 months ago
Gigitdy
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Please let me hide, or my wife will see me here..
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
"anyways, as i was saying..."
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Don't mind my husband. I can't take him anywhere.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Bitty!
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Caption by little britian • 4 months ago
Best job in the world.
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Me and the ostrich were common ancestors. Just indulging in some determinism here.
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Caption by JellyBeanRaceCar • 4 months ago
Hmm, yes. Very nice indeed...
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Years ago they couldn't separate siamese twins....But now? We just have gotten use to living this way.....
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Caption by racketo • 5 months ago
You mind if he titty fucks me on the table?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Milk for you tea?
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Caption by DK • 5 months ago
Guess we should have read the fine print on their recycling policy before be ordered...
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Caption by TheVeryBfg • 5 months ago
I found your spoon!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup and it has a man attached to it. this is not what i meant when i asked for the head chef.
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Caption by harris pilton • 5 months ago
"french men are sooo romantic"
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Aw, i can't find it!
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Caption by Alisson Siqueira • 5 months ago
Ohh, so that's what they look like
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Caption by Cocobitch • 5 months ago
Peter thinks he's invisible when he's nervous. Don't tell him, it'd crush him.
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Caption by Brandon • 5 months ago
I swear, i dropped my napkin and i just can't seem to find it.
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Caption by Moron • 5 months ago
Oh dont mind him judy. He just thinks he is an ostrich.
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Caption by shokat • 5 months ago
So thirsty....
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Caption by anon • 5 months ago
This is definitely where i parked my car!
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Has anybody seen my keys?
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Caption by Tippy Goes Live! • 5 months ago
4 kids just told me if i could go through your top i would end up in narnia.
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Caption by krakit • 5 months ago
Did you find it yet?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"oops ! I dropped a quarter .. Let me get that "
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Waiter, there appears to be a guy in my bra.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Just checking the twins
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Caption by mike gonzalez • 5 months ago
Oh...There are my keys
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Caption by James Pearson • 5 months ago
Oh that's ok sally, i am really a man and this guy is just my boyfriend.
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Don't you think he's a little old to be breast feeding?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Good place to hide while your wife confronts your mistress
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Caption by mike gonzalez • 5 months ago
Siamese twins, they're funny
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
WD-40 my ass!!! See I told you someone would notice, wait till word gets back to Mars that we skipped the Galactic Meeting to see this game, were so screwed .... R2D2 has fallen on hard times .... Level 100 train conductor this is bob. bob is my bug. i love bob. bob ate my baby sister. bad bob.