In america, you watch porn.
in soviet russia, porn watches you!
Caption by Soviet Russia • 13 weeks ago
And if you are good, you may just catch a glimpse of the smurfs' porn.
Caption by Anonymous • 28 weeks ago
If it feels firm and sounds 'hollow' when you flick it it's definitely ripe. It will also produce a sickly sweet odor not unlike hand lotion. But that's probably cause you didn't pick it up first.
Caption by Jake • 1 month ago
Everybody at the adult store knew who albert was, but he still wore thick glasses, which he couldn't see out of, for a disguise.
Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Son: mommy can i buy this movie?
mom: only if you tell me who's in it
son: you and daddy's best friend pete
Caption by Joe Hawkins • 1 month ago
"oh crap....! My preacher just walked in!. ....Waaiit a min.... .Hell yeah god approved! Goodbye guilt!"
Caption by Candie Barron • 2 months ago
Mom these glasses arent working caz her boobs are bigger in the movie? And on the cover theyre tiny!
Caption by Joel • 3 months ago
Surgeon general's warning..... Masturbation may cause blindness.
Caption by Jeremy Reuer • 3 months ago
Vladimire, by using his special x-ray glasses, could view all the porn he wanted without paying those enormous video fees.
Caption by warren peace • 3 months ago
Mr. Magoo goes shops for an aerobics tape during his trip to moscow.
Caption by mr f • 5 months ago





