Mom??!!????
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Avons new scracth and sniff
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Caption by bradders • 6 weeks ago
In america, you watch porn. in soviet russia, porn watches you!
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Caption by Soviet Russia • 13 weeks ago
If i knew what pu$$y smelled like this might make sense.
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Caption by Anonymous • 15 weeks ago
For crying out loud give the man some sight!
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Caption by Anonymous • 23 weeks ago
So, the myth is true.
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Caption by Anonymous • 24 weeks ago
The effect of years of watching scrambled cable porn.
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Caption by John Patrick • 25 weeks ago
And if you are good, you may just catch a glimpse of the smurfs' porn.
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Caption by Anonymous • 28 weeks ago
If it feels firm and sounds 'hollow' when you flick it it's definitely ripe. It will also produce a sickly sweet odor not unlike hand lotion. But that's probably cause you didn't pick it up first.
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Caption by Jake • 1 month ago
Everybody at the adult store knew who albert was, but he still wore thick glasses, which he couldn't see out of, for a disguise.
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
Son: mommy can i buy this movie? mom: only if you tell me who's in it son: you and daddy's best friend pete
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Caption by Joe Hawkins • 1 month ago
Just a few more to osmos and il be set for life
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Caption by t • 1 month ago
Scratch n sniff porn?
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
In soviet russia... Porn watches you!
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Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
I think i can see a nipple!
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Caption by Drew • 2 months ago
This is as close to a real woman as he'll ever get.
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Caption by Nameynous • 2 months ago
Wow, the guys were right...My sister really is hot...
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Caption by shniffty • 2 months ago
50 minutes??????????Can't go that long
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Caption by karen • 2 months ago
Nikki haley is a south carolina slut afterall
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Caption by rochelle day smith • 2 months ago
"oh crap....! My preacher just walked in!. ....Waaiit a min.... .Hell yeah god approved! Goodbye guilt!"
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Caption by Candie Barron • 2 months ago
It's true this stuff will make you go blind.
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
I havent seen this before
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
.........................
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Caption by anil • 3 months ago
Miniature porn
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Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
Mom these glasses arent working caz her boobs are bigger in the movie? And on the cover theyre tiny!
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Caption by Joel • 3 months ago
Surgeon general's warning..... Masturbation may cause blindness.
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Caption by Jeremy Reuer • 3 months ago
My penis isnt that small, is it?
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Caption by ram • 3 months ago
Vladimire, by using his special x-ray glasses, could view all the porn he wanted without paying those enormous video fees.
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Caption by warren peace • 3 months ago
Yeah, i can see inside her! I told you!
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Caption by bigbadbad • 3 months ago
Russian porn is pretty cheap... The close-ups are diy
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Caption by tapout71 • 3 months ago
Scratch n siff, the porno
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Caption by oG • 3 months ago
I am feeling shame on this nudeness. :D
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Caption by Raj • 4 months ago
I didn't realize sarah palin did black dudes... Nice!
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Caption by suck it homos • 4 months ago
Gigidty
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Porno for blind
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Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
Mr. Magoo goes shops for an aerobics tape during his trip to moscow.
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Caption by mr f • 5 months ago
I thought it was a magic eye 3-d illusion picture
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Caption by harris pilton • 5 months ago
It's almost like imax...
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
It said "scratch and sniff" somewhere,...Just where was it??
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Caption by Chad T. • 5 months ago
Vaginas: by magiceye
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Caption by Moron • 5 months ago
Damn, my x-ray vision has failed me...
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Caption by JKL • 5 months ago
"is that an atari 2600!?"
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Caption by Travis • 5 months ago
The russians are pioneers in 3-d porn.
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Caption by that guy • 5 months ago
I think i can see her unborn child.
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Caption by sweatzpalmer • 5 months ago
Mom??!!????
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
This plot is very complicated and brilliant!
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Caption by Stok A2ZetaO • 5 months ago
Where the hell do they put the rating?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Whaddya mean "makes you go blind"?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Is that a diamond on her hood piercing?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Damn these uneffectual glasses
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
"please keep it clean and decent." Yeah right...
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I just like the sounds, okay?
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
I'll be saving that for later
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Ultimate staring contest!
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Caption by James Pearson • 5 months ago
"scratch and sniff porn? Smells fishy to me!"
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Caption by buster • 5 months ago
Avatar should be in section a
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Caption by mike gonzalez • 5 months ago
Mmm... Scratch and sniff.
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Caption by anon • 5 months ago
Smells like soft core to me
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Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
In Soviet Russia, you beat police. And that is why black guys like white girls ..... i took a shit this big Indonesian Facebook After 3 years of being poked, yanked and tossed; Mr Jingles couldnt take it anymore.