Ha ha ha ha! George w is going to get 4 more years! Thats good one harry! Ha ha ha!
honestly, we have to stop now ha ha ha aww man, i think i peed a little ha ha ha!
i feel so much better guys , thanks!
Caption by Jim • 4 weeks ago
"the pricks who dislike bad comments towards republicans can suck a fat one!!!"
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Caption by Pharmd318 • 27 weeks ago
Hey the republicans are so happy about bin laden they just granted you full citizenship!
Caption by Isaac • 29 weeks ago
Yo yo, then he said can you spare some change, so i says, obama got the change, i just work for dat broke azz nigga, ha ha hah ha!
Caption by Anonymous • 29 weeks ago
".....And then the stripper asked for a tip and i said, 'don't vote for romney!'"
Caption by Anonymous • 1 month ago
And once we legalize gay marriage we'll reveal that michelle is a guy .
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Do you know how to tell if a guy is a fag ? Tell him a funny joke and notice his hand as he laughs.
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Now watch what happens when i show him a picture of a watermelon .....
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I told you a picture of bananas would have this effect on him .....
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
I'll laugh at your racist chicken and kool-aide jokes...But i'm stiill the leader of the free world, you honkies.
Caption by DlyciousMusic • 2 months ago
I gave michelle a dutch oven last night, she was so pissed that she slept in monica's old office.
Caption by Sho • 2 months ago
... And they spent the evening enjoying clips of two republicans, one cup
Caption by Anonymous • 2 months ago
Ahahahahahahaha! (Taken the picture) right everyone get out and get me a decaff and a donut. Get out.
Caption by Picture=Gold. • 3 months ago
And then i told him "when you hand me the stapler, make sure theres staples in it, orelse i wont be able to staple anything!!"
Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
And then this guy comes to the phone and says ... Hello this is seymour butts
Caption by Anonymous • 3 months ago
I just called to say i love you. Oh fuck, wrong shit, i was gonna do ray charles!
Caption by Michael Parsley • 3 months ago
And get this. I told them i'd turn libya over to the french!!!!
Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
"they really believe that ... That thing you made ... That's my hawaii birth certificate?" [Ha ha haw ha he he haw] lmfao
Caption by McLaughlin • 4 months ago
We've successfully got every race blaming every other race, every religion blaming every other religion, while we sit in power at the top and skim the lot of them $.
Caption by truthhurts • 4 months ago
Ha ha ha. Barak obama is laughing so we'll all laugh ha ha ha!
Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
"that's right, i got 96% of the black vote, and i'm a muslim!!"
Caption by JellyBeanRaceCar • 4 months ago
Yeah... Then i pulled it out of her ass and forced her to suck the shit off my cock until i blew a wad in her mouth. Sarah palin's daughter is one crazy ass white slut.
Caption by Anonymous • 4 months ago
I knew you did porn in the 70's but i just couldn't prove it, until now!
Caption by joetaff • 5 months ago
So this horse trots into the bar and the bar tender says...... Hey why the long face!
Caption by Gene • 5 months ago
So a priest a rabai and a shaman walk into a bar, cept theres no rabai and no shaman, and its actually my 8th birthday and the priest is molesting me.... But the priest isn't a priest hes my dad... My dad molested me... Alot
Caption by oneman wolfpack • 5 months ago
And i'm like... "Do you love me?" And she says "no! But that's a real nice ski mask!!!"
Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
They must be watching one of george carlin's standup routines.
Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Oooohh they got me ..It was supposed to be the new" health care reform " but it was just a cat playing piano!! Ha ha i knew there was no such thing as health care
Caption by BigJitsu • 5 months ago
Obama and friends watching the katie couric interview of sarah palin.
Caption by Adam • 5 months ago
"and then, i promised 'change'.. And i'm going to keep that promise... Because that's all they'll have left!"
Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
You sent me the cctv footage of arnie trying get out of the toilet cubical.
Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
S...S....Hahaha... Sarah *breath* hahahah... Palin?! Hahahahahaha!!!
Caption by Andre • 5 months ago
And that's how i got them to pass the health bill... Hahahahahahahahaha......
Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
And then you all burn for eternity hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha....
Caption by Anonymous • 5 months ago
Im the one that put two phones there hahaha oh i bet that confused the shit out of you.
Caption by The Wiz • 5 months ago
So george walks into the lincoln bedroom to find cheney attempting penetration with a very cocktailed jenna, pulled out his whittling knife and took cheney from a rooster to a hen in one swipe, this is all that remains of cheneys little manhood its been in the top drawer of this desk......
Caption by Deniece Raisinclit • 5 months ago
Oh! I can't believe i forgot the search function is still broken on reddit!
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